Forty-Six Memes For Those Of You That Need A Good Chuckle

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    Text - turings people who call birds boring obviously don't know much about them because "colourful flying reptile with a respiratory system that extends into its bones" is far from boring. as a matter of fact it is, conceptually, quite horrifying. Source: turings L) 22,551 notes
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    Font - VIOLIN SHOP HOW O MANY MORE ??? ENOUGH VIOLINS !IS NOTIII THE ANSWER IS ENOUGH 907 AllTh ings WYER STRENGTH @CreationsRoss 1407
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    Product - Comeback is real! So blessed! Welcome to the Christian World LUCIFER Sambalajen Like Reply 64 on Fri BE3R
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    Text - evangelala internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don't get the physical copy but you still get all the great content eveningflares #i'd illegally download you all
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    Text - YOU'RE POSTING A LOT OF SONG LYRICS AND WE'RE ALL WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
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    Font - CRAB GANG SIGN RECOGNITION SOUTH STREET SUBAQUATIC SCUTTLERS CARAPACE CREW WATERLINE SCAVENGERS UNDERWATER LIFE, YO! LOW TIDE BOYZ (CLAWS UPRAISED) (CLAWS UPRAISED) AIN'T PLAYIN' ABOUT THE PINCHING (CLAWS UPRAISED) I WILL PINCH YOU THAT'S IT- PINCHIN' TIME!
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    Text - ONE DOOR CLOSES ANOTHER OPENS ONE DOOR CLOSES ANOTHER OPENS ONE DOOR CLOSES ANOTHER OPENS ME, EATING THROUGH A CHOCOLATE ADVENT CALENDAR
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    Text - CHRISTMAS TIME IS GREAT BECAUSE YOU CAN SHOUT "DON'T COME IN HERE" AND PEOPLE ASSUME YOU'RE WRAPPING THEIR PRESENTS, INSTEAD OF JUST WANTING TO BE LEFT ALONE.
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    Lawn - as a stomach sleeper, THIS is how i want to be buried TaindorDumgcor
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    Text - Grey Plague @Narkissos Stop saying your life is a joke. It's not. Jokes have meaning. 12:57 AM · 17 Nov 19 - Twitter for Android
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    Cartoon - Nothing matters Then it doesn't matter that nothing matters 100 1000
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    Sign - THIS RIDE ONLY STOPS IN AN EMERGENCY. Existential dread IS NOT AN EMERGENCY
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    Cartoon - Before & after philosophy l ama genius! Oh no!
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    Cartoon - When you had a great day at school but then your mom yells at you right after you entered your house
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    Soft Serve Ice Creams - Just saw this abstract nativity set unironically posted on instagram by some craft lady catheruin Ah yes, the traditional 7 buttplugs of xmas futurefantastic did you miscount or are you... scared of one
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    Text - daisy chain @plantandmineral dont read space facts to try to calm yourself down bc it doesnt work.for example the moon is not round it is shaped like an egg. im furious 30/08/2015 6:57 am
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    Text - Ησηey Brat @Honeybrat1 YEET my meat Da... "SELF CARE!!!" | scream while wine drunk with a rose scented face mask on, running away from the cops in the middle of a Walmart parking lot 8:13 AM · 25 Mar 19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - dateaboysuggestions Date a boy who forgives you for your past trophyuncle date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge phoneus date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson nudityandnerdery Date a boy who you met when you both showed up to burn down the same Cracker Barrel.
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    Text - Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact A cabbage is similar to a horse but not really 30/08/2015 5:50 am
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    Text - taquito any body free tonight, i wanna check out the bottom of the ocean but not alone O werewolf-boi #once you step into the ocean youre no longer alone!! #and thats a threat!
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    Text - shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird me: [absolutely killing it on harmonica] taco bell cashier: are you gonna order
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    Tortoise - Lmao my dog hungry
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    Text - lesbianblackphillip drinking a monster energy drink undoes your baptism
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    Hair - YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE MABELINE made e wn: @glamdamnit 100 | WAS BORN-WITH IT Natural Cre your own style
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    Ferret - Lucretia Boredgia @KelseyChapstick Every girl dreams of someday opening that little blue box 2018-05-14, 12:06 AM
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    Cat - GOD IS DEAD HAIL SATAN!!!
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    Dog - It's dangerous to go alone take this *: Rate this translation
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    Movie - SOCIETY COLLAPSING AROUND US ME LOOKING AT FUNNY INTERNET PICTURES CPD 4N60
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    Text - "All you do is listen to music and stare at memes by yourself; What kind of life is that??" It's a peaceful life. EEDIONSSTARIMOATMENES
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    Text - nicole @relatabledad "our little jack just turned 39 months today--" hold on let me whip out my god damn TI-83 for this one
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    Text - carly aquilino @carlyaquilino *phone rings* *pauses documentary about Parmesan cheese on Netflix* "Hey I'm out with friends right now can you text me?" 12/09/2015 12:41 pm
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    Text - Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42 Schrödinger: How's my cat, Doc? Vet: I have good news and bad news..
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    Text - chuuch @ch000ch Romeo: check out this cat video Juliet: omg dead Juliet: hello Juliet: romeo Juliet: i didn't mean literally dead Juliet: romeo 22/11/2015 6:35 am
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    Floor - Roby @robymac369 I hate panorama camera
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    Text - Melanie Brace-bells @meladoodle Hate it when dudes say "leave something to the imagination!" like what do you think is under my clothes? a mystery prize? a pumpkin? Obama? 7/06/2015 7:24 am
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    Text - pat tobin @tastefactory If a blind person tells their significant other they've been seeing someone, it could either be really terrible news or really great news 19/11/2015 8:36 am
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    Text - ya boy anthony @LOHANTHONY *waits for 911 to call me first so i don't sound thirsty*
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    Text - wolf pupy @wolfpupy the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead 13/02/2015 12:17 pm
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    Text - jazmasta @jazmasta "I knew you were trouble when you walked in" - blind guy who can only identify his pal Bob Trouble by the fact he walks his dog named "in" 13/02/2015 1:07 pm
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    Text - Blind Chow @BlindChow "That'll be $19.94." *pulls out $50 bill* "Sorry, we've had a problem with counterfeit bills. Have anything smaller?" *pulls out $25 bill* 1/02/2015 2:19 pm
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    Text - Growly Grego @GrowlyGrego [doctor hands wife urn] Ma'am, I'm afraid your husband didn't make it. "Nooo!" she cries. Oh, he's fine. But he didn't make this lovely urn.
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    Text - pat tobin @tastefactory *bumps into an acquaintance in a world where there's no such thing as weather* Uhhhhhhhhhhh 8/01/2015 11:09 am
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    Text - Jamie Curry @jaamiecurry I think if I was eating in a restaurant by myself and started choking l'd be too embarrassed to ask for help and end up dying lol
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    Text - aaron blitzstein @BlitznBeans "This is not fair!" - Russian guy realizing he got bad directions to the fair.
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    Text - Helen Keller @The_HelenkKeller I ran into an old friend from high school today... and a table... and a chair...
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    Text - jazmasta @jazmasta "And the award for the longest pause before announcing who has won the award goes to.. . .... ... ....

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