Breakup Texts That Ended Things In A Blaze Of Glory

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mattstaff
Dec 27, 2020 12:00 AM EST

Some people are more graceful with the breakup process than others. These relationships just didn't work out. And the texts are filled to the brim with pain and heartbreak. 

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    Text - THIS CARD WILL BECAUSE IT'S PACKED WITH FONS OF GOOD THOUGHTS- Your house key. MEEL HEAVY Now that you're single, you don't need to feel guilty about your serually charged texts' v/ Michael, going on dates w/ Jared, or about getting drinks tonorpow with Haidi Derek.
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    Text - Boyfriend Edit Messages I think we need to break up... Aww, your auto correct is messing up again :') No I'm being serious... .and it's doing it again! No! It's over!!! Babe, you need to get a new phone..
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    Text - Dear Valerie Get out qf my 1ife.
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    Motor vehicle - WILL YOU MARRY ME? JENNIFER Just KIDDING YOU HAVE 6 DNS TO MOVE OUT IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU
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    Text - Jessica Messages Edit Hey! I miss you :) Who is this? Urm.your girlfriend? Andy? Are you joking I'm Andy's girlfriend. What.? You know what. Tell Andy we're done. Will do.
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    Text - Hi Steven, Do I have your attention now? I know all about her, you dirty, sneaky, immoral, unfaithful, poorly-endowed slimeball. Everything's caught on tape. Your (soon-to-be-ex) Wife, Emily p.s. I paid for this billboard from OUR joint bank account. city outdoor
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    Text - Baby, please don't do this. You have no idea how important you are to me.. I gave you way too many chances. I'm done. r'l do anything. Forget it, alright? We're octagon. LOLOL i meant OVER. That was funny but i'm still breaking up with you
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    Text - alexonder Im sorry but I dont want a boyfriend 'anymore I wanna break-up Cnd no I dont want to be with any of your friends. Jenny
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    Text - Babe.. I think I'm Pregnant.. The AT&T Subscriber Yu Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service. YOU KNOW YOU SPELLED "You" WRONG.! The AT&T Subscriber You* Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service.
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    Text - Dear Erin, you are like sunghinein Fhe rain. your smile is better than 100,000, co. sparkly trampolines. so, it is with deepregret that I mustinform yo that 1 think we should cut ar relationshipshort.
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    Text - Hey i hate to do thiw while ur on ur cruise but i think we should brake up. Sry im just not feeling it... Ya know? Well i hope we can still be close friends Lol. Jump off a bridge
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    Drawing - Dear Janet, Ithink we snould break up. I MOuld tell you why, but 1 am having a touan time describing my Feelings. S6 I drew a picCture df me'riding å giraffe, instead. Sory.
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    Text - Hey baby did u hear about that new movie called "other people"? Nahh sweety Well thats what i wanna see
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    Text - Loneliness maybe? But l'm okay now. I'll see you then. I suppose we can't talk "as friends" so this is goodbye. Maybe someday l'l| see you at a table in a restaurant in France. Perhaps we will both be with our future families. We'd smile and wave but go our separate ways. Please have a good life. Did you just use a Batman reference in your breakup line? V Delivered Sorry..
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    Text - Dear Five Guys, I feel like aver the past few munths, we've had a lot of fun. However, I'm a traveler, and I can't cet aryone tie medoar Dor't get ne going to find the night girl, bet it just isn't ne night houw. I would never want to do arything to hurt you though, and I hope we ce Still be frienas. arong, you're great. And you'r Just remember, A's not you, it's ne.d madelye
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    Text - Call Babe, welcome to Dumpsville..population YOU.
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    Text - 7:21 PM AT&T 53% Jason Messages Edit May 12, 2011 7:17 PM Be warned: I'm dumping you when I get home tonight. Fine with me. I was just thinking we could use some time apart. WTF JENNA???I got autocorrected. I meant to write jumping you not dumping you And now you're telling me you want to break up? Well this is awkward.
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    Text - BF Messages Edit Wanna see a magic trick? Sure hun(: POOF. you're single. Wanna see a better one? Sure POOF. I'm pregnant with your child.
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    Text - Babe Messages Edit What would you do if I broke up with you? Get back with my ex(: Now I see how much you care, im done-.- Hey you wanna go out? Go with your ex You are my ex(: Send
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    Text - Baby Messages Edit Hay bby Ansr meh bby LI don't think this is working out. Y? bby? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH! Send
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    Handwriting - From: Pelandre h To: Krgstal noreaking up with your PS happy anniversary though (l-monthi) I#S raaky hard to de Hs
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    Advertising - STEVE FRAZER YOU'RE DUMPED BY BOTH OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
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