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Surprise: According To Science, All Santa's Reindeer Are Actually Female

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    Two years ago, Cat Reynolds tweeted the following message, which has racked up endless likes and retweets to date. Turns out she was right.

    Text - Cat Reynolds @catreynoldsnyc MALE REINDEER LOSE THEIR ANTLERS IN WINTER AND FEMALES DON'T THEREFORE SANTA'S SLEIGH IS ACTUALLY PULLED BY A TEAM OF STRONG, POWERFUL, UNDERRATED WOMEN!!!!! YOU GO, GIRLS!! I SEE YOU!!! 8:27 pm · 11 Dec 2017 · Twitter Web Client 646.8K Likes 188.6K Retweets
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    Santa's reindeer can't be male:

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    Edinburgh University professors Gerald Lincoln and David Baird tell the U.K.'s Telegraph that Santa's reindeer can't be male for one simple reason: Only female reindeer still have antlers at Christmas; the males of the species shed their headgear before mid-December.

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    "Male reindeer actually cast their antlers before Christmas, so they don't have any antlers at Christmastime," says Lincoln.

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    Male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen . . . had to be female.

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    What names would you assign to these females who brave the winter skies every Christmas?

    Reindeer

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