Fifty-Four Random Memes For Mindless Scrolling

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Dec 31, 2019 1:08 AM EST

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  • 01
    Text - Grandma tryna pot block me I'm Jennd write not for pot" there. CELEBRATE- YOU'VE eaRned it! PLACE MONEY OR GIT CARD HERE ' I dont want yOU you Using this on any 3. youre ganna teel petty Gilly if you ry to by weed with thatt wont yeou! marijuana of ge whiskey, okaz JL 76659733 A JH41283398 B на not for JH412833S
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    Text - 23 © 3 miles away I'm very sick of pretending to be a cool laid back girl so people want to date me. I'm insane. I'm literally ball to the wall insane, and that is okay, pussy is immaculate, head game is otherworldly, I will treat you right and I will also cry every day. High risk, high reward.
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    Text - : Anonymous 07/22/19(Mon)23:17:58 No.53523496 There are currently 7 billion (~7,000,000,000) people on Earth. What do you think no one is currently doing right now. 12 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/22/19(Mon)23:23:00 No.53523591 Thinking of me
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    Product - Teacher: You can't take photo of anxiety Me: TPEP 1HR
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    Gun - When Boys Sneeze: When Girls Sneeze: When Dads Sneeze:
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    Frog - When you isolate yourself to recharge for a weekend but it accidentally lasts an entire year
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    Diagram - WillYouPressTheButton?.com Update: Comments have been improved! Personalize yourself with avatars! I will not! There is a 15% chance that you die instantly. There is an 85% chance but that you have $10,000,000 deposited into your checking account immediately.
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    Text - Anxiety: "What if this happens?" Me: "But it won't." Anxiety: "But what if it does?" Me: - You got me there
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    Skin - are you uncomfortable with eye contact?
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    Property - niko @nikodizon_ welcome to my world.
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    Product - me, for the next me: goes out for one night 3 weeks while i recharge my social battery:
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    Text - When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
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    Text - peytøn @peytnhaag in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell 2:11 PM · 01 Oct 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Guitar - I wish I was
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    Flightless bird - When you finally realise your group chat has gone dead because your friends made a new one without you %24
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    Nature - Me: What a beautiful moon, lemme wear my glasses to appreciate this beauty BURGER UNG
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    Food - Соитииion Wafers SNOW Z ERO SUGN "Thin MONS ZERO ALORIES
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    Text - Boomers: Millennials just don't understand how the world works. Also Boomers: Tonight at midnight, Facebook will take ownership of all my photos unless I copy and paste this text as my status.
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    Photo caption - What kind of God makes children think when they're not in school? maginton more That isa torment, but I'm sure he has his reasons. Yea, like Pastor Roy said how God is so much bigger and wiser than us, and trying to see what he's thinking would be like anant trying to see what I'm thinking. andon Yes, exactly, but we can trust in his wisdom and have faith that he is watching over us. Like me with the anthill in my backyard.I spent days watching the ants, trying to figureout which
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    Product - П ADE WALLACE'S CAPSULES Drop into water. BEST FOR PRACK They will turn into me Wallace. AGREAT WAYTOGROW SEVERALO ME IN YOUR HOME 3/5 MaiSia undwstandi yo ant w 12PECES Maista ay crazydiamonds Tunderstand if you don't want to buy it. MON ENY KINA
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    Yoda - My one night stands kid watching me steal his Lunchable on the way out.
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    Cartoon - Me: Do you want some water? British person: No thanks Me: What if I boil it so it's too hot to drink and put a leaf in it? British person: You son of a bitch, I'm in.
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    Text - awed-frog By the way, just in case this helps someone - COOKING - creativity is okay BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though) BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident er because dough can feel it if you aren't, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods thepioden PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here
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    Talent show - ON THIS DATE, IN 1970 BLACK SABBATH DECIDED THAŤ OZZY WOULD NO LONGER BE ALLOWED TO DRESS HIMSELF
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    Cartoon - him: don't catch feelings, we just hooking up okay? Lol her: ok i went on a date last night him: Imade it with my tears.
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    Cartoon - -I am asexual. -That's great. Asexuals: delicious Finally, some good fi Representation
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    Text - setheverman all letters in my name are actually silent setheverman it's pronounced like *gust of wind* emeraldembers Are we talking a poetic autumn breeze or a fart here setheverman depends on your accent
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    Text - When you tell someone "bless you" twice and they keep sneezing
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    Text - vampireapologist @mallaidhanne if any only children have ever wondered what it's like to have siblings, I just passed two little kids in their yard "sword" fighting, and the younger sibling had a branch, and the older sibling had an entire shovel. It's just that for your whole life 1:17 PM · 19 Oct 19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - kelly @Keally22 Therapy: expensive Venting to your coworkers bc you know they literally can't walk away and are stuck near you for another 3 hours of this shift: free 3:02 PM · 30 Nov 18
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    Cartoon - Life Hack: If you smell of Cannabis Police will give you a full-body massage o0000owrr. the real crime here Up a bit please is your posture POL LICE TiRST AID
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    Text - Ideal date: we go get tacos. I eat 13. You are very impressed and not at all grossed out.
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    Text - ll AT&T 11:07 PM 56% Everyone warns you about red flags in a relationship but I want to hear about green flags So here's some. Add your own if you'd like! talk when you have issues and listens to you supports you through them stops doing things you tell them make you uncomfortable compromises when necessary never puts you down deliberately, especially not publically supports your ambitions uses a calm rational tone during arguments is able to apologise when they're in the wrong aids your
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    Food - "Drinking coffee doesn't count as breakfast" Me:
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    Text - oomshi is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing babyferaligator no its called highjacking shrexything guys no it's weedwhacking deathpup no its called dissapointing ur mother Source: oomshi 1,156,287 notes
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    Skin - cough for meplease OH-WA-AH-AH-AH it appears as though you've come down with the sickness
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    Adaptation - Slipknot: I push my fingers into my Me: EyyУУУУУУУУes
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    Cartoon - Therapist: "Are you struggling more with depression or anxiety?" Me: YES
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    Text - Sara Says Stop @PetrickSara Thanksgiving Pro Tip: Never eat any food offered to you by an adorable toddler relative. It might look like a cookie, or piece of candy, but it's actually the flu.
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    Cat - donesparce There are three breeds of cat: Chonk Goblin Yeah that looks like a cat donesparce Subcategories of breeds: Floof Naked Normal argentinelakeduck Yeah Chonk Goblin Floof Normal Naked beejohnlocked This is my favorite post Source: donesparce 224,577 notes Ifunny.ce
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    Cuisine - sneakyfeets: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it's the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shu
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    Text - "You spent our entire life savings on dogs?" Me: SEE MORE They're golden retrievers, Karen. They retrieve gold. I did it for us.
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    Text - *telling a story to gf* her: you never told me that before me: i thought i did? her: must've been your other girlfriend
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    Text - a lost fish @grumbist im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things: every person on earth & their opinion of me the crushing psychological weight of being alive 15/09/2015, 00:59 10.4K RETWEETS 13.6K LIKES Source: xfiels
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    Text - Christmas Cards done cont Cur Cunt Cunt Cunt Hope I got everyones names right
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    Joint - Its just like that one The Office episode me where a normal conversation
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    Text - Mātt @matttomic It's a good thing we named most of the dinosaurs like a hundred years ago when all we were into was mythology and speaking Latin, if they just learned about dinosaurs now and had to name 100s there'd be a Heckin Chonkosaurus and a Northern Thicc Scaleyboy
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    Text - I play games @Gazevans15 I was always taught to do well in school and work hard and you can have all the things you want in life. Well did well In school , worked hard and all I have to show for it is the choice between eating or keeping the electricity on.
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    Text - How I started the decade: HALO MINECRAFT REA CH CALL DUTY4 MODERN WARFARE RP Snlinity Vuard ACIVISION. BUNGIE Microsoft ESRB How I'm ending the decade: HALD MINECRAFT CALL DUTY MODERN WARFARE. HALD REA CH
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    Fish - ***FOR SALE*** Dead budgie... NOT going chee... 6:40 PM
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    Yoda - Watching your supervisor freak out over something that you mentioned would be a problem months ago @researchgotmelike
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