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Memes & Tweets For When You're Back On The Grind

Well, we (mostly) made it through the holidays in one piece. And hopefully we've remedied those New Year's Eve hangovers by this point. To help you sink back to reality and distract yourself from your unmissed responsibilities we've rounded up this batch of moderately amusing memes and tweets. And a lot of musings about how time is a construct and 2020 will be a wash. 

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    Text - Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt just a reminded that the new decade really doesn't mean anything. time is a construct, days months and years mean virtually nothing. they were simply created to put existence into a tangible terms. the next "decade" will be equally as miserable as this one was. happy new year Twitter for iPhone 6:48 am · 1/1/20
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    Text - MoeDotJ @MoeDotJ New year and I'm still broke. When 2020 hit it was supposed to be a New Year a New You. But in reality it's the same you, and the same bills are due. I hate it here. @MoedotJ 1:11 PM · 01 Jan 20 · Twitter for Android @MoedotJ
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    Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 Me in 2000: There is no better feeling than shaving my legs right before bed and feeling them slide against the clean sheets as I fall asleep Me in 2020: There is no better feeling than falling asleep 10:10 AM - 1/1/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - m@thew @TweetPotato314 loves wants to raymond rule the world everybody is kung fu dance fighting now 5:22 PM · 12/31/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - sigh clops @aotakeo So far 2020 has been 95% sleeping I like this new year 5:15 AM · 1/1/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Victoria Gordon @VictoriaGordon0 In 2020, I just want someone to get trashed with me but 2% less trashed so they can get me home 10:19 PM · 12/31/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - @6uzzed i love having conversations with people who text 4 times in a row and emphasize texts, type in all caps and send like a million emojis, like thank u for not acting too cool to reply within 5 minutes and thank u for being crazy annoying with me this is fun let's do it again.
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    Text - 1 61% Verizon 2:12 AM FON 12/31/19 YOU MATCHED WITH Heya beautiful like your tattoos!! Today 1:54 AM Hey me too! They're not for sale Sent
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    Text - Four-eyed Edo boy TM @Alex_Houseof308 Called my girl and told her I was in the police station and she didn't even flinch. This is someone I would do anything for and this information didn't move her. With all the bad stories we hear, she didn't even seem concerned about what I said. Or is it because work there? 11:47 · 01 Jan 20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch 2050 is as far away as 1990
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    Text - maya. @_haayaaam Me when my mom wakes me up out my sleep just to ask a question Joseph Friks @JFriks · 2d Bomboclaat
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    Text - Nour @badnourPR He's interested in you, tries to learn more about you, listens to you, cheers you up when you're sad, loves you, protects you, protects kids (so cute), kills your stupid ex and your fake friends, doesn't let anyone get between you two. King energy.
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    Text - @Regulat76036516 Well, I just emptied the bin in the bathroom so that's my New Years resolution done. And now the rest of the year is wide open. 3:18 AM · 1/1/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Josh @JoshAyyLmao Dogs may be a mans best friend, But cats never helped the police find your stash. 12:49 PM · 12/30/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Jack @StorgieRS Good morning ull 3 4G @ 1 0 97% 07:08 Asma YOU MATCHED WITH ASMA ON 05/12/2019. You make me breathless Sent
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    Text - TrishBishTM @usuck2me Wanna see something NSFW? *stands on swiveling office chair* 5:13 AM · 12/31/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - в I BINGO You miss 200% of the shot you don't take SATURDAYS ARE FOR SHIRTLESS CUTE DOG IN PICTURE HOLDING GYM A FISH -Michael Scott SELFIE THE BOYS COUPLE OPENING LETS GO FOLLOW #CALLHER LOOKING LINE ON AN ADVENTURE ME: DADDY FOR A RELATING sc/@/IG TO SEX THIRD ACTUALLY IT'SA HOOKUPS MATCH NO SINGLE EMPTY <age>, NOT SURE WHY BIO PARENT TINDER SAYS PICTURE MUST BE 10 HERE FOR A GROUP NO WITH FEET TALL GOOD TIME PHOTOS NOT A LONG OR DON'T PHOTOS EXOTIC ONLY BOTHER TIME ANIMAL VEGAN VISITIN
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    Text - randy @leakypod making better choices in 2020: -hard -impressive -everyone expects it making worse choices in 2020: -easier -arguably more impressive -no one expects it -"how were there worse choices", they will say
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    Text - days ago So are you still nerdy? ;) Yess 2 days ago Hahaha how nerdy are we taking Pretty much actually, reading a book right now S Wanna know which one Haha yes definitely books are fun Deliverec Today „How to get into Yuvals pants". Captivating read P Report Type a message.. GIF
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    Product - KILLER KING Q No I flip my phone over to let you insecure fools know Im focused on you @killerkingggg ·20h Sylvelle Irby @Sylvelleprince · 1d Let's not go into 2020 being fools phone flipped over means either you hiding something or cheating CAVA Southe
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    Grass - My problems from 2019 2020
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    Text - Its Spelled Tdmoney @Tdmoney26 Somebody born in 2020 will see the year 3000 when they're 80. That's wild.
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    Macaque - Jon @iamjonattan "your uber is arriving now" me:
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    Text - Jennie VanderLugt @jennievander I like how we all say "champagne" like we aren't basically drinking two buck chuck somebody ran through a soda stream. 9:34 PM · 12/31/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Food - Your country has spray-on cheese Bria Celest O @55mmbae 3d British people be eating this on purpose. No wonder they lost the revolutionary war 1:53 PM · 12/31/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - lauren @LLW902 on january 1st, 2020 LMFAO's "sexy and I know it" officially becomes classic rock 3:32 AM · 12/31/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - decent pigeon @decentbirthday Yet another thing they should've saw coming NOW PLAYING CATS O @decentbirthday @catsmovie decentbirthday ÇATS Follow Hey I loved seeing CATS! in theaters CATS O @catsmovie That's awesome! What was your favorite part? @catsmovie blocked you CATS You are blocked from following @catsmovie and viewing @catsmovie's Tweets. When they lost Sven Come again? None of the Cats CATS are named Sven. Sventy million dollars
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    Text - Adam Aston @adamgreattweet REYSANATOMY Dear donut shops, It's 2020 and I don't need to know the calories in your donuts. I already feel guilty eating six at a time, don't make me feel any worse 6:04 AM - 1/1/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - The Weeknd O @theweeknd Have fun tonight and... The Weeknd O @theweeknd 2/27/15 drink replonsibely ...
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    Table - 32 © 3 kilometres away *UPDATE: lamp is fixed * Looking for a guy who can hang up a lamp. Not metaphorically. PROFILE SHARE
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    Text - Cats Against HumanityTM @CatsVsHumanity What I thought 2020 was gonna be like: - Flying cars - Matching space suits - Colonizing Mars Renewable energy - World peace What 2020 is actually like: 2000-2019, but more desperate 10:16 AM · 1/1/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Char @shesatornado If you divide 2020 by 5 you get 404, so basically this entire year is an error message. There is a glitch in the matrix. Welcome to my Ted talk 7:59 AM · 1/1/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Photography - 2019 attitude vs 2020 attitude I AM DEAD INSIDE. IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH.
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