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Friday is almost over, so we're hoping that you've stopped working and started doing something you love. Maybe a night out with friends, cooking at home, or our favorite: looking at memes until our eyes hurt. You can even look at these while cooking if you're good at multitasking. 

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    Bottlenose dolphin - Ally @TragicAllyHere Me when someone is mean to one of my friends A emi gennis @imemi · 4d look how mad this dolphin is Dauphin ordinaire. Fig. 1.- 8:35 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Stuffed toy - Jenny Nicholson (don't talk to me... @JennyENicholson Felt cute might delete later Please Don'+ Touch! UNStable! E.D
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    Text - Eden Dranger O @Eden_Eats · 28m *me as a camgirl* who wants to see me eat this cereal with fuckin ice cubes in it 97 274 48 Corey the Street @CStrable Replying to @Eden_Eats *gene simmons enters chat* 11:03 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood Great new's BANK OF AMER!CA You're Loan Is Approved. We need Confirmation... Please Respc <https://eur01.safelinks.protection.ou 7:19 AM · 1/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - IG:Negraitta @elimieralanegra Cant draft me for world war 3 if they cant see me @USArmy is blocked Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @USArmy. View Tweets O USArmy has been blocked Undo 22:13 · 1/2/20 from Florida, USA · Twitter for iPhone
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    Closet - My cat scares me every morning
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    Text - Aaron Busby * @MrBusby4o8 BUSB U know they had to hit em with the remix Ice A @Officiallylce 1h Why is there a Surviving R. Kelly season 2? 6:17 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen my takeaway from every single scary movie i've ever watched is that i do not have the courage, wherewithal, or even attachment to life to survive any trial beyond a moderate inconvenience 3:55 PM · 01 Jan 20 from Brooklyn, NY Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Katie Didn't @Pork_Chop_Hair When my hairy friends laugh, I like to say "laugh it up, fuzzball" like Han Solo. This is especially hysterical if they've never seen Star Wars. 9:13 AM · 12/30/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Product - Asfand é @Asfand781 Thoughts? Safa @itsmesafaaa_ He be killing people & still able to text back. Don't settle for less ladies
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    Text - Ricki Under Kilt Peeker Tarr @ShootyDoody Person who invented the Bloody Mary: I wish soup could get you drunk. 7:34 AM - 12/17/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - OI' Meatbag Roberts @c12h22011balls "That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight. That's me losing my religion." -Frances 'Baby' Houseman, flipping through a photo album of her summer vacation at Kellerman's in 1963 5:48 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn If you've never seen someone do karate in white leather pants...then buckle up baby, because l'm about two wine coolers away from making your dreams come true. 7:54 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Bison @FunnyBison What scares me most about being stranded on a desert island is having to figure out how to make all the ingredients for nachos from scratch. 4:45 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter for iPad
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    Text - Mummy Dear lel @ThatMummyLife Take a shot every time Geralt says "Hmm". #TheWitcher drinking game. 4:45 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Mommy Uncensored @amomuncensored What's stronger then Spanx, because my gut is hanging over those too. 8:14 AM · 1/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Victoria Gordon @VictoriaGordon0 My dad is complaining about people at his work 'replying all' to an email and having 75 messages. Half of them are 'please remove me from this email chain'. He's losing it, and I am DEAD 12:36 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Katie Didn't @Pork_Chop_Hair Me: *finally taking down the old backyard playset that is warped and faded from the sun, splintered, and covered in spiderwebs and wasp nests* My Pre-Tween Kids, playing games on their iPads: NOO00000 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE LOVE OUR PLAYSET MOM STOP!! 3:34 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 In my opinion, the sequel, "The Well Endowed Butterfly" was a better book. DiSNey TOYSEUS Presents THE VERY HUNG 431282 CATERPILLAR $4.99 and other stories. V UDSHE 00 8:37 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - your other mom @difficultpatty That's not leftover mascara creating darkness under your eyes, that's just how you look now. 12:25 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts Me: more wine my love? Wife: sure! Me: cool pour me some t0o since you're getting up. 7:50 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - the cat that got to go to heaven in cat... @kittynouveau that's why they were always yelling about having the high ground, bc darth vader's 400 pound robosuit couldn't make it up a flight of stairs 7:50 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Kids_kubed l @Kids_kubed 6: What's your favourite Disney movie? Me: Lion King 6: Why? Me: Because it's finally a dad who gets taken out Hubs: Wow. Thanks for that. 6: Taken out where? 5:23 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Hair - Before 3Ast head& shoulders anti-dandrut an smooth & silky tor sott, smoom After
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    Relief - Mandalorian Daycare...
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    Personal protective equipment - When it's finally 2020 but you realize that both 1820 and 1920 had massive plague outbreaks
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    Cat - Me: Ok time to finally start this diet Also me: @memeworthy
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    Text - Wendy's O @Wendys · 9h Did you forget to write "tastes like" in the middle? Heather DiGirolamo @mis... · 10h @Wendys McDonalds rocks!
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    Text - ashley O @Cullion · 8m 2020 is gonna World War 3 is trending on the 2nd day be my year
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    Photo caption - When you're at a party and the dog comes downstairs
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    Text - taylor @taylorlleahy my little sister is seeing a boy and she asked me and my mam how to make him love her and apparently show him your tits wasn't the right answer
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    Clothing - Mike Oochie @YoursOnlyGabe Replying to @fructosepapi You showing up at Coachella but it's been turned into a base camp fog ed ans ges ENA
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    Text - Elizabeth Candelario @elizacandle You know you're getting old when you say "Gracias, Muchacha" to the cashier... I used to be the "muchacha" 8:33 PM · 02 Jan 20 from Los Angeles, CA · Twitter for oid
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    Text - Jon Bois O @jon_bois · 2m there's ANOTHER year? holy shit how many of these things are there 27 319 26 886
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    Adaptation - O @ahmierda · 1d Why them pants look like that one soccer ball everyone has but doesn't know where it's from ah M ed = FauxyBrown. @_TDio... · 2d cracked the code #DIONNESKI Show this thread O 773 2782.5K 493K 1,
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    Product - Ha-Pete New Year! @itspeterj Okay what's the best seat? 1 2 3 4
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    Text - .ull Verizon LTE 7:28 PM 11% Megan How's it going?! Today 7:22 PM Good! You? No complaints! Just made a bomb dinner and watching some Netflix. What are you up to? Oh nice! Just at my friends house waiting for her to get home! Dang must be nice!! No it's pretty stupid actually there's no one here l'm soo0o bored haha Well I meant must be nice to have friends... aa jkjk I have friends! Well a friend, his name is Frank and he's a cat Sent Send Type a message
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    Text - Man drinking canned Guinness on the train: "Trust me, I've been married twice... I know how to ignore people." Coverheardnewyork
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    Sky - Bus, the Art Guy @BillionBus Jordan Clarkson got the Vikings Stadium lineup.. usbank stadium ars ORD ttle Caesan 11:30 PM · 1/1/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - @14_HK_ When ppl are angry they will say alllIII the shit they always wanted to say, this is why never in my life will i trust anybody like that 6:48 PM · 2020-01-02 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - IG:_Jozu_ @jozuintern I promise she's not thinking about you bro, just focus on yourself and go to sleep. This is no way to start the New Year. 9:03 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Tycho @dazzl_er Real estate agents will advertise "a cozy, furnished unit, featuring postmodern Hegelian interior design with an industrial touch" then you check the photos and it's a broom closet with exposed asbestos on the ceiling that costs $1600 a month.
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    Text - "I love New Years Eve, there's so much mystery in the air." "The only mystery in my night is whether or not l'll wake up with a chicken nugget in my bra." @overhearduber
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    Text - Michael Jackson @michaeljackson Wishing everyone a happy and healthy New Year! Shafeeq @Y2SHAF michael tweeting from the grave and my friends can't even text me back
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    Motor vehicle - jenna @mek0va when ur mom figures out u asked ur dad after she said no DVSO 8:51 PM · 02 Jan 20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - "I'm going easy this New Year's. Last year, I spent $100 on ubers driving around to all my exes' apartments and asking if they wanted to get back together." @overhearduber
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    Text - Mark Hamill @HamillHimself Hi @CristinaVee I usually try to talk folks out of a showbiz career full of uncertainty & repeated rejections. Those who are determined, committed & talented just ignore me & go for it anyway. Congratulations on beating the odds & I look forward to working with you someday! Cristina Vee @CristinaVee · 2d Hi @HamillHimself CSULB to talk to the film kids about your In 2009, you went to career. I, a theater kid, snuck in and you gave me wonderful encouragement and
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