60-year-old rancher "Janice" insists on stacking hay bales like a Jenga tower, they collapse on her and she gets saved by the stockfeed delivery driver: 'Glad one of us knows what they’re doing'

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  • "You will stack the hay how I want it stacked!"

    I used to work for and manage a rural stockfeed supply shop that delivered hard feed and hay to many of the local hobby farms.
  • During the earlier year or two of my time there, there was a lady who after some time we came to a solid understanding that she can be a "prickly b" and we have since laughed about this incident.
  • For the sake of keeping her identity safe, let's call her Janice for this tale.
  • Now this gal is somewhere in her mid 60s and has quite the boomer attitude when it comes to doing things.
  • That fun old shtick of "I've been doing this since you were in nappies, so do it how I tell you."
  • Well, this one fine summer, in the middle of a drought, she ordered a large batch of hay. 60 bales.
  • I drive out in the truck and I know I'm gonna get a good work out putting these babies in her shed because the truck can't get close to her shed.
  • Not a cloud in the sky to stop that sun beating down my neck as I unloaded the truck.
  • 33°C which is somewhere in the 90°F for you freedom unit loving readers.
  • I start stacking the hay in her shed in a formation something like this: |==| Then the next layer: =||= so as the hay bales will interlock kind of like brick work and not fall over.
  • Each layer being 6 bales. Two stacks, five high. 60 bales.
  • If you need a bit more explanation on that... well I don't quite know what to tell you. Sorry.
  • I also didn't quite know what to tell old Janice when she came running up.
  • "You're stacking it all wrong!" She tells me, "you'll never fit it all in the shed."
  • As I try to explain my plan she talks over me, and begins to gruffly comment something about "uppity young sh s who think they know everything."
  • She pulls apart my stack and begins to stack the hay all in the same lines, looking something like this: ===
  • I already see the problem. Stacking 5 bales high like this is going to see a whole stack fall down whoever goes to get hay from the top of it.
  • It's dangerous. It's stupid. It's not safe.
  • Cue malicious compliance.
  • I stack the hay just like she wanted me to. And I notice the stack is very close to someone screaming JENGA!
  • I tell her, she can put the final bale up.
  • "No, I'll feed this one out tonight." She says.
  • Happy that I stacked it her way, she waves good bye, I get in my truck. I start the engine.
  • "Ohhhh F !" | hear from the hay shed.
  • I swivel my head and there lay poor old Janice, under 10 bales of hay that somehow fell on top of her.
  • I promptly unbury her. I call my boss. "Yeah I'm gonna have to re-stack all this hay."
  • My boss: "she just won't learn her lesson..."
  • This time, as I restack the hay, I explain why I stacked it the way I did.
  • And while she rolled her shoulder, wincing at the pain caused by her own stupidity she says to me: "glad one of us knows what they're doing."
  • YoloMcSwags Kudos to her for admitting her stupidity!
  • Bubbly-Course413. I don't believe this, idiots don't learn from their mistakes, you just didn't do it right!
  • Lylac_Krazy For curiosity's sake, do you get tipped for a delivery like that? Seems to me thats quite a bit of work, done 3 times over for just base pay

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