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Simply A Crapload Of Entertaining Memes & Tweets

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    Text - You, a weakling: pillow fight Me, strong: MATTRESS Warse
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    Face - "Congratulations, you just lost yoursel a customer. I'm never coming back here again" Me:
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    Fish - Anyone: Let's take a picture! Me:
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    Property - Nobody: Crackheads : Are you challenging me?
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    Text - M@thew @TweetPotato314 mugger: *points gun* your money or your life me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn't actually understand the matrix mugger: no i mean- me: *already running away* your late for steph's recital
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    Text - Bitches complain about being fat but don't wanna stop eating unhealthy food or work out... it's me 9... I'm bitches A
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    Text - jason @pokinawaa no one: girls with big titties wearing a seatbelt: % <>
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    Text - WELL WHOSE CHURCH IS IT THEN?! RS CHURCH AINT
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    Text - 16th Century: Thou art the reason 20th Century: You are the reason 21st Century: im crying Why you is the because
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    Yellow - high me VS drunk me you are beautiful PEPPER SPRAY A COP
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    Hamster - res moT OROW Dalys @dalysluna When you're on a roller coaster and you know the camera is coming up
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    Text - Sassparilla @Megatronic13 Peacock: *spreads feathers at me* Husband: It's trying to attract you as a mate Me: *shyly lifts top* Husband: no 8:42 PM · 21 Aug 18 3.023 Retweets 18.4K Likes
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    Text - common sad girl @sadgirlkms i think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living 8:17 PM · 8/5/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Motor vehicle - Greg Tindale @gregtindale I just realized my daughter, Grace got a Barbie Camper and a Barbie Science Lab for Christmas which is essentially a Barbie Breaking Bad starter kit. #BreakingBad @AMC_TV @aaronpaul_8 #barbie 10:52 PM · 04 Jan 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Games - Goose @Fujyno Say no more mf Cll text your rcent ex OR draw 25 OND
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    Hair - Me walking with a cool stick I found in the ground How it looked: How it felt:
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    Product - amber ruffin O @ambermruffin Me: I really have my shit together. I'm doing a good job and feel successful. Also me: My couch is being held up by a can of beans. OYA Kidney Beans chuelas Coloradaş PREMIUMS
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    Text - ane @jinlov3r bye this is so humiliating the chocolate for like a year 1 Safari ul ? @ 35% 10:24 PM 91 ili Tweet isa @hoseoksreally 6m ane @jinlov3r 14m when i was a kid my sister told me that the paper strip thats in the chocolate they are !!!!! kisses where edible and i ate them w ane @jinlov3r - 3m the chocolate for like a year WAIT FOR REAL?? 91 O4 ili li isa @hoseoksreally 6m they are !!!!! isa @hoseoksreally Replying to @jinlov3r ane @jinlov3r 3m WAIT FOR REAL?? why would you believ
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    Text - "Have you ever been personally victimized by tequila?" Me: MOL 16OLDENGLOBES @MyBestieSays 2001 LIVE
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    Tortoise - I don't know what this is but i relate.
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    Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 OMFG STOP MAKING ME LIKE YOU SO MUCH ~ Me, to my snacks 12:45 PM · 1/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - y*nghawtebony fan acct @rednoseskunt i'm trying to stop being mean but it's like yall have to stop being stupid first
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    Food group - lindsay gelfand @lindsaygelfand cheese boards are so 2019
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    Text - Adam Aston @adamgreattweet SANATONT Me: You ever have the most vivid dreams after taking melatonin? Harry Potter: Is that a potion? Tony Stark: Wizards, am I right? Me: What? Flying Dolphin: What? 5:00 AM · 1/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts At the beginning of the year we came up with a point system for our toddler. Every time he listens to us he gets a point. Any time he doesn't he loses one. Current score: -124,567 6:04 PM · 1/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet All serial killers were once toddlers. Coincidence? I think not. 1:56 PM · 1/6/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Serendipity New Year New Donuts @serendipitydon1 The way my sex life is going, l'll see a unicorn in real life long before l ever see a penis in real life again. 2:14 PM · 1/6/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Student Doctor Sugar Star @Future_Dr_Sugar my boyfriend ladies and gentlemen So random poop thought you think eye doctors are gonna go ape shit with advertisements this year since it's "2020" 9:35 PM · 1/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Sometimes I think back to our early years when I used to fold my husbands undershirts nice and crisp and flip all socks right side out and I laugh like a villain in a Bond movie. 5:13 AM · 1/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - хае @fuckxaee tired of these mfs Google how to bite a mosquito back SHOPPI MAPS ALL IMAGES VIDEOS NEWS 4:11 PM · 1/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - henno O @jrhennessy I love to talk to my wife several times a day He started dating his future wife, Jenny, who he still reportedly talks to several times a day, when both were in their teens. The pair met through church, and as he revealed in his maiden speech 2:16 AM · 1/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Kids_kubed l @Kids_kubed Being a mom and teacher is like throwing crap at a fan. I send my own kids back to school but 90 others get send back to me 4:46 PM · 1/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - + 4 Nurse K 4+ @Nurse_K_ I like my coffee like the Death Star from Star Wars...gigantic, on the dark side, and strong enough to kill a planet. 5:32 AM - 1/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Mogon @mogonv me at age 12 naming pokemon: *looking up names of gods/ goddesses, literary characters, going on baby names sites and deliberating for hours over what fits best* me at age 26 naming pokemon: haha big boye 2:04 PM · 1/4/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - EdelBrice @StranDadAbroad I got my parents an Instant Pot for Christmas and my dad's been using it to heat up his bath water. I'm just pissed I didn't think of it. 12:20 PM · 1/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - "I'm gonna take my New Years resolution seriously starting tomorrow." Tomorrow: @StupidResumes SGT NOUT
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    Text - Manders, of course @mommywhitfield Driving along the expressway and a truck with an open tailgate just bounced a cooler into the lane ahead of me and I didn't even panic all those years of Mario Kart finally paid off 10:54 AM · 1/4/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Black ass Regina George X @ShesLaurenK Escape Rooms are the God first date because I get to see if you're an idiot AND how you talk to me under pressure.
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    Text - Fossilized Tree Resin @Jamberee13 Having friends -a lot of maintenance -may have to go out during the daytime -they call you for advice Summoning murder of crows to do your bidding -only have to go out at night -summoning crows is way cooler than texting friends -you'll wear a cloak probably 9:45 AM 1/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - @thestinkerbell @thestinkerbell_ TOUGH ITTES Not that I'm ungrateful, I just don't think people who gifted white clothing to my toddler really thought things through. She's not going to a Yacht Party anytime soon. 8:30 AM - 1/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Mara "Get Rid of the Nazis" Wilson @MaraWilson I stood next to Quentin Tarantino on a red carpet when I was seven years old and I had never seen my parents do anything more than split an anniversary drink at a restaurant, and I remember thinking for the first time "I think that person is on drugs" 6:21 PM · 1/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - otra vez coñaso @karelynsanityy Wow my man was gonna take a pic of our drinks and my iPhone 7+ was on the table, nigga gonna say "move that fossil out the way" 12:30 PM · 1/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Me when a female looks at my man for a lil bit too long: 0000
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    Text - Sweatpants Cher @House_Feminist what if ... instead of World War III , we had.. World Party 1? rly makes you think 12:57 PM · 1/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cartoon - When you lose your friends at the club and another crew adopts you as their own
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    Text - Dad That Writes @dadthatwrites When you wake up this coming morning, open your eyes. You are the motherfucking shit. You are the spark that lights the fire that burns the whole motherfucker down. Got demons?I got 'em too. Got vices? So do I. Got trauma? Same. They fuck us up, most days. But not today. 11:44 PM · 1/5/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Yoda - me: i don't need to write it down, I'll remember "enter password" me:
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    Product - Me bringing my emotional baggage into the next relationship @MyTherapistSays
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    Text - ThreeTimeDaddy @threetimedaddy Last night I told my wife that we've not had sex this decade and for some reason we've still not had sex this decade 6:25 AM · 1/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Lord Hugh Mungus @PoodleSnarf *one week* My laundry:3 pants, 6 shirts, 6 underwear, 6 socks Wife's laundry: 5 pants, 3 leggings, 3 yoga pants, 2 capris, 7 shirts, 3 blouses, 4 sweaters, 3 hoodies, 2 cardigans, 2 jumpers, 13 underwear, 2 thongs, 17 pairs of socks Me: Do you have a clone I don't know about? 12:05 PM · 1/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 Son: Can I have some? Me, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy you won't like it. 6:43 PM · 1/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone 0..
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    Hair - me making friends OMG WE HATE THE SAME PEOPLE!!
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    Text - Me drinking coffee on an empty stomach:
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    Text - reaux. @vxrnyn · 1d I know you not tryna say acquiring. Your Next Favorite Author... · 1d Y'all watching Power instead of inquiring it ? Show this thread 72
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    Text - Xaubrey @aubreybell oh boy ever spill a little bit of your coffee and realize the thread you are hanging on by is actually quite thin
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    Text - when you wake up and it's time to get out of bed -Hmm -Fuck. IGI Bthewitchermeme
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    Text - I doubt it @ifkndoubtit hating yourself is kinda boring and overdone. im going back to hating other people this year 12:02 pm · 7/1/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - average joe @jazz_inmypants there are children being born whose PARENTS were not alive when Shrek (2001) came out.. Crazy how the years start coming and they simply do not stop coming
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    Text - ADHDean @ADHDeanASL another shower, another opportunity to win arguments with imaginary people over non-existent offenses 4:09 AM · 1/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Ada Elder has been creating content for Cheezburger since 2017. Her hobbies include cooking, rescuing cats, and spending money on vet bills. She graduated top of her class in the Navy Seals, and has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and has over 300 confirmed kills. She is trained in gorilla warfare and is the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to her but just another target.

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Ada Elder has been creating content for Cheezburger since 2017. Her hobbies include cooking, rescuing cats, and spending money on vet bills. She graduated top of her class in the Navy Seals, and has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and has over 300 confirmed kills. She is trained in gorilla warfare and is the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to her but just another target.