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Author's Story of a Horrible Hipster Party Guest

Entitled morons are a dime a dozen, but someone who'd deliberately vinegarize every drink at a party is absolutely mad. The worst part is that he thinks he's doing everyone a favor. You can do that crap at your own house, but when you do something disrespectful as a houseguest it really chaps people's asses.

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    Text - Sarah Gailey O Following @gaileyfrey Who wants to hear a story of the Worst Party Guest Ever? I hope you do because this is happening 1:58 PM - 1 Sep 2016 1,590 Retweets 4,642 Likes 27 1.6K 176 4.6K Tweet your reply Sarah Gailey O @gaileyfrey · 1 Sep 2016 Replying to @gaileyfrey So I'm at this party. Brunch party because all my friends are insufferable hipsters. I bring an ASSORTMENT of juices for a mimosa bar. (2) 27 47 953 Sarah Gailey O @gaileyfrey · 1 Sep 2016 I went all-fucking-out.
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    Text - Text - Sarah Gailey O @gaileyfrey · 1 Sep 2016 We're all having a great time. Everyone's drinking mimosas and talking about records or fava beans or wle, idk, l'm playing with the dog (4) 27 40 1.0K Sarah Gailey O @gaileyfrey · 1 Sep 2016 I get into a p deep conversation with the dog and suddenly! Realize l'm out of mimosa. My mason jar is empty. THIS WILL NOT DO. (5) 17 36 3 854 Sarah Gailey O @gaileyfrey · 1 Sep 2016 I go to the mimosa bar and see that my juices have been a smash fuckin
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    Text - Text - Sarah Gailey O @gaileyfrey · 1 Sep 2016 Replying to @gaileyfrey I turn around and there's a dude there. Just picture a dude in your mind, that's what he looked like. He's smiling. He's pumped. (9) 27 37 875 Sarah Gailey O @gaileyfrey · 1 Sep 2016 "Did you like it?" He says. "It tastes... sour? Like uh." I take another sip. "Salad dressing, wtf." I turn to investigate the juices. (10) 27 35 636 5 Sarah Gailey O @gaileyfrey 1 Sep 2016 "Yeah, a little less sweet, right?" he says. He's
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    Text - Text - Sarah Gailey O @gaileyfrey · 1 Sep 2016 Replying to @gaileyfrey "Yeah," the dude says, smug as a flamingo on a Saturday morning, "I added some apple cider vinegar to the juice!" (13) 27 38 35 990 Sarah Gailey O @gaileyfrey · 1 Sep 2016 "Oh, uh, okay," I say. "Where's the juice with no vinegar in it?" (14) GIF 27 30 3 992 Sarah Gailey O @gaileyfrey · 1 Sep 2016 "Oh," he laughs, just like a fucking dude, "no, ha ha, I put apple cider vinegar in ALL the juice!" (15) 27 43 1.1K 37
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    Text - Sarah Gailey O @gaileyfrey 1 Sep 2016 Replying to @gaileyfrey "You put. Why?" Il ask, looking around frantically for an escape route. "Yeah! I figured, who wants just juice in their mimosa, right?" (16) 27 33 32 885 Sarah Gailey O @gaileyfrey · 1 Sep 2016 "Oh," he says, "I did leave some juice for the kids, since they like sweet stuff. There's just a LITTLE vinegar in that batch." (17) 27 31 18 776
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    Text - Hair - Sarah Gailey O @gaileyfrey 1 Sep 2016 Replying to @gaileyfrey Y'all I tasted the Kidz Juice. Do you think it tasted like juice? Do you? NO IT FUCKING DID NOT. (18) GIF
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    Text - Text - Sarah Gailey @gaileyfrey · 1 Sep 2016 Replying to @gaileyfrey "WHY," I asked in a very polite bellow, "WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US??" "Well," he 'splained, "Apple Cider Vinegar is very good for you." (19) 27 47 1.2K 28 Sarah Gailey @gaileyfrey · 1 Sep 2016 "I mean if you're going to drink *juice* you should at least be getting a little vinegar in with it!" That is what the dude said to me (20) 27 61 1.3K 24 Sarah Gailey @gaileyfrey · 1 Sep 2016 I handed off my drink to someone and said
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    Text - Text - Sarah Gailey @gaileyfrey · 1 Sep 2016 Replying to @gaileyfrey Smoothies made from beans Other stuff too? YEAH VINEGAR IS IN THERE SO IT DOESN'T GET TOO SWEET FROM THE BEANS (23) 27 76 2.4K 36 Sarah Gailey O @gaileyfrey · 1 Sep 2016 Anyway that is the story of how I wound up filling a mason jar with brut and drinking the whole thing in the company of a dog. (24) 27 142 3.2K 31 Sarah Gailey O @gaileyfrey · 1 Sep 2016 AKA the story of why you should NEVER GO TO HIPSTER PARTIES this wa
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