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Having a bad roommate is one of life's great frustrations. If you've never had a roommate who steals your things, doesn't clean up after themselves and generally makes you feel like a stranger in your own home, then consider yourself lucky. Some people battle their thieving roommates with booby traps, but that's getting extreme. 

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    Text - Gene "GD" Demby o Following GGeeDea215 This makes me wonder about your worst roommate stories. Go! l'l start: came home one Sat and had an eviction notice on the door. Turns out roommate had been taking my rent money at that point, $5K – to pay for his dues to his Scientology-lite cult group. Gene "GD" Demby This shit is WilILD OGeeDee215 nymag.com/daly/intelig. Show this thread 12:32 PM - 21 Feb 2018 116 Fatwests 612 Likes ta 118 259 e12
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    Text - karamisu818 Y In college, my roommate came to me in a panic and told me her snake got out. I had no idea she had a snake. #MyWeirdRoommate
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    Text - I had a roommate once who for some reason hated me. One morning around 3 a.m. I found her standing over me with a butter knife. She had broken into my locked room and then was just staring at me. It freaked me out. I told her she was crazy. A few hours Ilater, on my way to class, she stood at our front door yelling, I'm not crazy! I am not crazy!"
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    Text - Elizabeth Waters Follow @ElizH20 Our snail died, but my roommate didn't want to break the news to me. So she moved him to a different place in the tank every day to make me think he was still alive. #MyWeirdRoommate jimmy fallon O @jimmyfallon It's Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing story about a roommate you've had and tag it with #MyWeirdRoommate. Could be on the show! 10:04 PM - 4 Apr 2018
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    Product - * *O 1 l 18% O 8:15 PM Tweet In case you ever think your roommate is dumb... let me one up you Tweet your reply
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    Text - Text - Gordi O @gordihyena My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night YOUR PERSONAL TOBLERONETIO TBBLOBNOERN DF SWITZERLAHOA me_irl
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    Text - FRI 7:25 PM Hey Christine! Sorry I haven't responded earlier. My concern is that you're a Capricorn. Our main goal is to keep things egalitarian, without anyone being "in charge" or domming the household. I love Capricorns, but I don't think I could live with one (or be in a band with another one). This Virgo/Gemini house is a special place where soft mutable signs get to run free untethered by cardinal authorities.
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    Text - Text - had a roommate whose dog used to poop under her bed, and she NEVER cleaned it! We didn't find out he had been doing it when we moved out. Then, she expected to have her full portion of the deposit back. - Franktown, CO #ApartmentList #RoommateNightmare apartmentOlist
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    Mason jar - When ur petty af & decide to start labeling the dirty dishes like an art exhibit that your roommates always leave around the apartment
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    Text - ahmed ali akbar Follow @radbrowndads Repiying to @GeeDee215 i had this roommate who would binge eat all my nutella and bread. and then get really apologetic and buy me another nutella and loaf of bread. and then binge that again. and then apologize. i would hide it in my room but he'd sneak in and ate it again. and then apologize, again. 3:18 PM - 21 Feb 2018 91 Retweets 781 Likes
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    Text - sonia Follow @thezonia I had a roomie who never cooked, and freaked out when I was boiling water for pasta because it was going to "catch fire" #MyWeirdRoommate DryvBy @DryvBy Follow It was raining once and my old roommates were BBQing with an open grill inside our apartment when I came home. #MyWeirdRoommate A Derda N'at @douglasderda y Follow 1st yr at Pitt my roommate said he was homesick & went hunting. I opened my fridge & found a squirrel wrapped in foil. #MyWeirdRoommate
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