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Forty-Three Random Posts For The Non-Intellectuals

It's okay if you're not a smart person - we can't all be geniuses all the time. And for those of us who don't have the gift of brilliance, there are dumb memes.

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    Community - "Side effects may include bleeding from the ears, seizures and cannibalism" People in the ad: @campgoodboy 123RF 23RF
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    Helmet - Build-a-bear employee: "How can I help you?" Me: I've come for the child
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    Text - Matt. @MattTheBrand this is me "shooting my shot" just sitting completely still drinking my sleepytime tea hoping they message me first
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    Photo caption - Ron Iver @ronnui_ GYM TIP: Work out smart, not hard! A lot of people at the gym go and lift the big weights. But actually, the small weights are lighter and much easier to lift. 9:13 AM - 13 Jan 20 · Twitter for Android "Sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening"
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    Text - Barstool Sports @barstoolsports Leonardo DiCaprio Rescued a Man From Drowning After Hearing a Distress Call While On His Yacht David Yingling @YinglingDavid Imagine drowning in the middle of the ocean with no hope and Leo DiCaprio saves u out of no where Imao
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    Room
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    Bear - Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge
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    Text - @lts_Planty When you telling a funny story at a family function but then realize it was about you doing something illegal..
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    People - Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park was secretly cosplaying as characters from the Goonies! *
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    Text - me giving my man five cents when the cashier says the total is $687.05 ig: BabyYodaVibes
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    Text - Seeing the Star Wars movies does not make you a Star Wars fan. Actual Star Wars fans have done some of the following: * Read the novelizations * Read books in the EU * Read new canon books * Read some comics * Watched the animated shows * Participated in SW discussion groups. Tweet vertalen 02 jan. 20 om 07:32 · Tweetbot for Mac 365 Retweets 2.466 Vind-ik-leuks · 2d v Well, I've not only read books in the EU, I c-wrote some of them. And I think your definition of "a Star Wars fan" is bull
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    Text - Vince Williams O @VinnyVidiVici98 Where are all my boneless chicken wings fans at? 3:11 PM · 16 Jan 20 · Twitter for iPhone 80 Retweets 1,159 Likes Vince Williams O @VinnyVidiVici. · 7h v So I can block y'all asses expeditiously. ♡ 47 27 27 635 Peak Work Archie O Replying to @VinnyVidiVici98 @JoshHar.. · 7h v Chill out bro. What I need a bone for? 1 6 Vince Williams O @VinnyVidiVici.. · 7h v You too buff to be eating chicken nuggets man smh let me guess honey BBQ too right lol 33
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    Text - LxDx @wokestbloke Y'all don't know what it was like before memes. One joke from Billy Madison had to last you like 5 years 3:35 · 18 Jun 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Superhero - Paid Cosplayers vs Budget Cosplayers meeting at Comic Con VS
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    Text - goF+ @blanketm9 letting ur hot laptop toast ur uterus is like free birth control 5:02 PM · 1/13/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Peter @OkigboXL PSA: Don't EVER let your printer know that you've waited until the last minute to print something out and you're in hurry because they can sense fear.
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    Photo caption - Here's to all the men looking after kids that aren't theirs:
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    Text - Jester D @JustMeTurtle A little baby Yoda in my life A little baby Yoda by my side A little baby Yoda is all I need A little baby Yoda is what I see Mandalorian Number Five 8:41 PM · 1/15/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - nesrin danan @blackprints yall ever wonder what life would be like if u didnt overthink everything? i think about it all the time 12:56 AM - 1/13/20 Twitter for iPhone
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    Hand - 'bout to destroy this 20 piece with the infinitý saucelet sure SPICy BUff tanGy
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    Text - Angelina Martin @angieeesunshine Free college would be cool but maybe start with free parking at universities 10:24 PM · 1/16/20 from Turlock, CA · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cartoon - How fire in Australia started LIVE NEWS CHANNEL "I saw a spider."
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    Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 I used to sing Wu-Tang's Protect Ya Neck softly while picking up my kids when they were newborns to remind myself to be careful 12:13 PM · 1/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Wildlife - When you pet a dog and the owner says, "wow he never lets strangers do that."
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    Text - Today You can pick the place Are you vegan? No, are you? Nah Delivered I just don't eat dairy, bread, soft shell crab, imitation crab, almonds, veal, Cornish hen, or ketchup P Report
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    Text - Josh McConnell @joshmcconnell The pizza joint I went to framed a hole in the wall in the men's washroom and called it "Fragile Masculinity" "Fragile masaulinity" - Artist Unknown 2018 2015

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    Text - Melissa Hunter @melissaFTW At the end of 2020, instead of 30 Under 30 and NextGen lists, please profile middle-aged people who just got their big breaks. I want to read about a mother of 2 who published her first novel, a director who released their first studio feature at 47, THAT'S THE LIST WE WANT.
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    Bottlenose dolphin - Ally @TragicAllyHere Me when someone is mean to one of my friends A emi gennis @imemi · 4d look how mad this dolphin is Dauphin ordinaire. Fig. 1.- 8:35 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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    Canidae - "So how's life going?" Me: dognamedstella
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    Text - Valkyrie General Shinga @LadyShinga Schrödingers Flirt: where I am both Totally Kidding and Actually Flirting depending on whether or not you're into it 5:38 am · 27 Jun. 18
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    Motor vehicle - everyday is a half day if you just fucking leave drgrayfang
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    Text - aha i thought we're supposed to break bad habits Tuesday 5:57 PM Not all of them are bad though. Like swearing, they say it helps relieve pain and stress. So we could pretend to be really dysfunctional on our first date and swear at each other the whole time 6 hours ago oh that does sound fun. Now Fuck yeah it does shithead Sent
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    Text - high femme they them @protectynggirls cats be 9 years old no school no job just in the house meowing
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    Text - ranti @rantilewa so u telling me this not insanity Order summary Edit order $3.99 Bacon, 2 Eggs and Cheese Sandwich Roll "Toasted sesame seedBagel ? Instead of roll ' $3.99 Items subtotal: $5.99 Delivery fee: Tax and fees: 6 $4.79 Driver tip: $2.95 $17.72 Total:
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    Text - When you are the only one who saw the fight during lunch break at school. FOOTBALL VAUXHAL
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    Text - Ashley Fern O @disco_inferno nothing says vacation like packing something you bought 3 years ago and never wore
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    Tire - The four horsemen of 5-minutes crafts Coca-Cola
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    Text - James @CaucasianJames if it weren't for that iceberg sinking the titanic we never would have gotten the movie that launched leonardo into stardom no wonder he's so passionate about climate change he owes icebergs his whole career
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    Games - movies from the 80s/90s that have SMIY WERBENMJE S modern Hollywood become classics Am I really going to defile this grave for money? SMITTY WERBEN MANJENSEN modern Hollywood Of course l am! made with mematic
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    Human - When you're out with your dumb drunk friend & leave 'em alone for 6 seconds.. u/AnanDabhavan
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    People - Girlfriend: *looks at my phone for evidence of cheating* What's on my phone: Halo theme song performed by 80 guys in 1 bathroom 8.6M views
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    Poster - the perfect politician doesn't exis.. VOTE. RICK ASTLEY PRIME MINISTER HE WILL NEVER GIVE YOU UP LET YOU DOWN SAY GOODBYE RUN AROUND DESERT YOU MAKE YOU CRY TELL A LIE HURT YOU
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    Text - What was the worst song of the 80s? Readers' Poll: The 10 Worst Songs of the 1980s • Chris de Burgh – 'Lady In Red' • Wham! .. • Men Without Hats - 'The Safety Dance' ... • Falco - 'Rock Me Amadeus'. • Bobby McFerrin – 'Don't Worry Be Happy'... • Toni Basil - 'Mickey'... • Taco – 'Puttin' On The Ritz'. • Rick Astley - 'Never Gonna Give You Up'.. More items... Uct o, 2011 Thomas had neveř seen such bullshit before
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