People's Imaginative Sentences for Food Crimes

Well this is definitely one of those fun AskReddit threads that the internet was made for. Someone asked people to imagine what kinds of sentences a judge would give out to people that were being punished for actual food crimes, in a food court. Things like stealing all of your SO's fries and straight up biting into a Kit Kat bar, are being recognized as the wrongful behavior that they are.

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