20+ Workers who got fired for ridiculous reasons: 'I got fired from a grocery store for being too enthusiastic'

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    "What's the dumbest thing you've been fired for?"

    fuzzykat72 Was supposed to send a rejection letter after a failed job interview to someone i knew but waited a few days so he could have a good. weekend.
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    CouchPotatoFa... I told a customer I was going to kick 100% of their a
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    Sue them!

    simsational84 I was 91 days away from qualifying for pension through my work, and was fired with 90 days severance so they wouldn't have to pay.
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    This was the right move, though

    blahbabooey I refused to lie under oath in a deposition.
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    wet_sloppy_foot... Walmart. 2009. I was on my cell phone. In the break room. On my lunch break.
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    IndyRoadie I got fired once for having emergency gall bladder surgery. We had a phone deposition with HR and the Unemployment Judge. After they explained when I was fired, the Judge asked them why the didn't offer me
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    FMLA. They said "he didn't ask". The Judge said "it's your job to offer him FMLA. You're lucky he didn't sue you. Unemployment approved."
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    akoforever I took a coffee mug home from the office kitchen on a Friday. Got a call from HR on Saturday asking me to come in for an emergency meeting and was fired on the spot.
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    Turns out I was seen by security walking out with company property, the "coffee mug" from the office kitchen. Later I was able to prove it was my personal mug and was offered my job back but I declined to return.
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    coloradomama111 I got fired for reporting the daycare I worked at to the state for blatant violations And providing photo evidence. That facility got shut down shortly after.
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    That's such a frivolous reason to fire someone

    photonynikon growing a beard...as a cashier at a gas station!
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    eaglesong3 I was working in electronics at Wal-Mart. There was an actual rule that you could not check out family member but the "unspoken" rule was that if you knew someone well enough to know their first name you weren't allowed to check them through your line. I was working the day after Black Friday. I had a line
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    going out the back of the department. I was the only damned cashier in electronics. A friend of my mother's was, apparently, in my line. I had already started scanning items when I looked up and realized it was someone I knew. She didn't even have any freaking electronics. I went ahead and checked her through.
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    A co-worker reported to management that I had checked my MOTHER through my line. They were both overweight, same age, similar hair cuts, glasses. I understand the mistake as I hadn't been working there very long. Even when I explained to management who it actually was they said I should have stopped and called a manager to come cancel the transaction and walk her to the front of the
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    store to be checked out by someone else. So because I checked someone I knew in passing through my line instead of waiting for a freaking manager during the Black SATURDAY rush and holding up my line for as much as 10-15 minutes, I got fired on the spot.
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    That's not the kind of place you want to work at anyway

    tealpeace Not being available to work during my approved vacation.
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    Hopeful_Staff70... Got fired for having pneumonia
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    StickOnReddit I got fired for quitting once. I worked in a shop that modified laptops. People wanted the latest ASUS laptops but with special thermal paste or a faster processor or whatever, so we'd swap parts out and do whatever the customer asked and then put it all back together.
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    This was an... okay gig for me. It wasn't in my wheelhouse but it was different from the crop jobs I'd taken before and so I stuck with it for as long as I could. Until one day - there was a particularly tricky modification required of one laptop, tricky enough that 3 different people (including myself) ended up doing different things to the
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    laptop. Typically if there was some kind of mod needed that only the owner was comfortable doing, they were the only one to handle the whole computer, so for three people to f with one lappy was weird. Somehow in the kerfuffle of passing the thing around the office, the i9 went missing. Instantly the blame falls. entirely to me. I scour my workstation and tear
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    everything apart. The chip isn't there. I try to point out that three people touched the thing, but the owner insisted they didn't lose it and the other guy had been working there too long to make that kind of mistake. A couple of days go by and a friend of mine that works there tells me the higher-ups think I stole the chip to resell it. They then tell me that the owner is "actually a reasonable
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    person" and if I just go in and talk about how three people including them handled the machine, likely they would just split the cost of the missing processor 3 ways and consider it done. When I go back in, I overhear the boss and the other employee that modded the laptop talking about how they don't tolerate this kind of incompetence and
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    something has to be done, etc etc. I knock on the office door and ask to talk about the situation; even though the boss is already just sat around flapping gums about me, he "doesn't have time right now". I wait until lunch and go try his office again. He's again in his office, again just so happening to be discussing incompetence and theft in the office with the same employee who is nodding their head in
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    agreement. The boss still doesn't have time to talk to me. When I leave for lunch I don't go back. I call my previous employer and ask for my job back. They're happy to have me. I stay home, confident in my decision. A couple hours later I get a call from my secretly-ex- boss. They want to know
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    why I'm late. I tell them I got my old job back and don't appreciate all this avoidance and accusation without even talking to me, just about me. They go "you realize what you just did, right, you walked on a job. You're fired." They said themselves! You walked, so you're fired.
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    Whatever, I say, I'll come get my last paycheck next Monday. I get my check without incident and resume my previous gig as a taxi driver. The cost of the processor was not deducted from my check.
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    ARasool I was fired for not being available after hours as an hourly employee (was never allowed to take my laptop home) during Ramadan. A client experienced an outage and I was the only one in the area while the boss and family were out camping. I filed a case with The Department of Labor.
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    omgjackimflying I got fired from a grocery store for being too enthusiastic. They said they didn't think it was a good fit- that maybe I should be a camp counselor. Joke's on them- I did go on to become a camp counselor and I loved it. Ha.
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    Interupting_Cows I corrected someone on my name. Like "my name is Melissa not Michelle" kind of thing.
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    hamilton_morris Returned from vacation to find out I didn't have a job because incompetent, scatter-brained managers thought I wasn't coming in because I had quit. They realized their mistake and apologized and then were just like, "Well, we've already replaced you. Sorry."
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    Captn_Insanso My hair. I'm a white woman with very curly, big, blond, natural hair. I straightened it for the interview. First day of work I showed up with my natural hair. I understand that this can be considered a "bait and switch" to some but please remember that straightening my hair every day is very damaging. The owner and lawyer I was working with instantly
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    grimaced at my hair, and commented on it telling me to get it under control. The next day I put it in a bun and pinned it back. I showed up to work and she gave a look of disgust at my hair and told me it was fine. Then, the next morning, I was fired. I can only ascertain the reason...
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    guywhopaints Worked at a bar and got fired for not IDing a clearly 60 year old woman for a glass of wine during a holiday evening rush by myself
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    omgjackimflying I got fired from a grocery store for being too enthusiastic. They said they didn't think it was a good fit- that maybe I should be a camp counselor. Joke's on them- I did go on to become a camp counselor and I loved it. Ha.
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    hwanggeumnam High school History teacher with a History B.A., M.Ed. In History, Advanced Pedagogy Ed.S. (with ESOL endorsement), 10 experience in teaching... they decided to not renew my contact because they wanted to hire a football coach who had no experience teaching.
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    TightSea8153 Back when I was in my teens I got a job working for a supermarket in their bakery department. I was going on break and decided to get myself a treat and asked the manager to ring me up and he said "Its on me don't worry about it". I said cool and went upstairs to the McDonald's area to enjoy my strawberry
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    cheesecake ice cream in a cup with a sugar cone on top. After my break I went back downstairs where the head manager was waiting for me and said I was fired for stealing ice cream. I tried to explain my side of the story but she wouldn't listen. I was fired for ice cream because my manager told me that I didn't have to pay even though I had every
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    intention of paying. To this day I believe there was a conspiracy to get me out and that I was set up by Heather and her cronies! Never trust any coworker or manager and always pay for ice cream.
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    GreenShoryuken Getting to work 6 minutes late. There was an accident on the freeway and they said that was not a valid excuse. I happily signed the paperwork and walked out with a smile. The manager asked why I was not upset. And all I said was "why should I be? You're losing your best asset." He laughed
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    and said I was always too confident. The business when bankrupt and shut down just a few months after that. It was a coincidence because I wasn't that good of an employee
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    HistorysWitness Remember when Dwayne wade won the finals vs the mavs way back in the day single handedly? Yea I was watching in the men's room. the whole game. And yup got fired Edit. Worth it
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    jhumph88 I worked at old navy for maybe 3 months back in 2009. I was fired because I didn't show up for work one time. I literally could not leave the house, we had a major ice storm and I lived on a de d-end dirt road in the middle of the woods. A
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    large tree had fallen across. the road, and we were always one of the last roads in town to get cleared anyway. I explained this to my manager, she accused me of lying, and told me not to come back in.
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    [deleted] I was written up for flipping off a boss over the phone. Co-worker tattled.
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    Ugh, this kind of boss is the worst

    Dark_sable I got fired for being "too slow" - this by the owner who would pull his guy friends into his office to BS with him for half the day. F you, dude!
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    Desperate_Ding... Hired to work on Water pumps with no prior experience. I worked on pumps, welded frames for solar panels, and made systems for it. I laid pipe and installed sprinkler systems. Installed pool systems, learn to use a forklift, sell plumbing stuff from the shop.
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    I got fired for not knowing why the solenoid was not working and spent half a day trying to fix it and then replaced it.
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    festiveonion Oh I'll never forget this. Used to work at a restaurant and came back in college during summer to make some extra money. Surprised to see some new faces but that's the industry for you. New "interim" manager filling in while old manager was off training/running food. service expo shows. Had
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    apparently set aside some ice cream for herself in the freezer and pulled me into the office to ask why I ate it. I obviously didn't have any idea what she was talking about and told her, so she fired me for insubordination or some such nonsense.
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    Probably my 3rd day back. Think I was 18 at the time. Still can't tell if she was threatened by me or what. Either way f that place and f that lady
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    hp640us For going to work. I interviewed with the GM of a restaurant, did the walk around, accept the offer, and got the company apron. Showed up for my first day and the AM told me the GM never let him know anything. Took my apron. GM called me to fire me at the end of my first week for "no call/ no show."
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    They really dodged a bad situation here... acting your wage is a good policy to have for yourself

    RebelRebel62 Laid off because I wouldn't accept a directors position without the title or pay, just the work and responsibilities
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    fafalone In a small tennis pro shop as a summer job during college, I greeted everyone and asked if there was anything I could help with, if not I just let them shop until and unless they asked about something. Apparently I shouldn't have asked and should have just followed them around being a pushy salesman.
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    This was ostensibly so obvious I was fired for 'not being aggressive enough with sales' without ever being told I was expected to be the worst stereotype of a salesman.
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    (And I don't think it was a cover for anything else because I worked 3 other jobs at the same private community both before and after that and everyone else thought I was great with the members. The pro shop was independently owned so so it was different bosses.)
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    HawaiianShirtsOR My sales went up. It was an inbound call center. I made a slight change to the order in which I read the upsell offer paragraphs. I didn't change the words at all. My sales went up because I was giving the explanation and offer in a more logical order. Supervisor said, "Just read the script."
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    I explained what I was doing and why. I showed the statistics. I suggested having the marketing group modify the script so everyone's sales could similarly improve. Supervisor said, "Just read the script." Technically, I quit before they could fire me, but I knew the paperwork was in progress.

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