Top Ten White People Tweets (January 27, 2020)

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  • 01
    Text - Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny My town had a really bad storm 2 days ago& my neighbor lost the roof of his house& the poor guy doesn't have insurance. I've decided to start a gofundme to raise $ sol can go to Hawaii for a few weeks cuz he's about to start doing construction& I hate being around all that noise
  • 02
    Text - carter @carterhambley before the movie starts, it's just 50 people sitting in the dark eating corn 10:27 PM 11/21/19 · Twitter for iPhone
  • 03
    Text - KG @kkerrrigann my ex drunk called me 29 times tonight and left a voicemail that said, "if you tweet about me again we are done forever." So here i am. Fingers crossed.
  • 04
    Text - Cindy Kimberly of Spain O @wolfiecindy im in a good place rn. not emotionally. just in my room
  • 05
    Text - Paige Byerly @paigebyerly So my husband told me that his coworker gave him homemade bath bombs over the holidays & that he tried one & it didn't dissolve v well but he'd never used one before & thought it was normal. He left the other one for me & I just tried it. It. Is. A. COOKIE.
  • 06
    Text - Tweet addison rae @whoisaddison how rude of target self checkout cameras to show me what i actually look like 2:17 AM · Jan 25, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 4.4K Likes 174 Retweets
  • 07
    Text - randy @leakypod mugger: [points gun] gimme ur cash me: what are u 70 years old lol mugger: wait- me: let me reach into my trousers and grab my "paper money" Imao mugger: [tearing up] please stop
  • 08
    Text - Follow Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote. V 4,305 6 17 2,605
  • 09
    Text - Damien Owens @OwensDamien The year is 2246. Disease and hunger have been eradicated. The terraforming of Mars is complete. The symbol for Save is still a floppy disk. 4:36 PM - 12/28/14 · Tweetbot for Mac
  • 10
    Text - Michael @Home_Halfway ME REGULARLY: *uses the same 3 things at home* ME PACKING FOR VACATION:1 wonder if l'll need 4 French horns or 5

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