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    Text - Mark @MShrayber Went to the ER because "my legs have turned blue and Web MD says I have deep vein thrombosis." Was this it? The big one? No! I have the "dumbass who doesn't wash his new jeans before wearing them" disease and I would like to be executed immediately. 11:22 PM · 1/24/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Paige Byerly @paigebyerly So my husband told me that his coworker gave him homemade bath bombs over the holidays & that he tried one & it didn't dissolve v well but he'd never used one before & thought it was normal. He left the other one for me & I just tried it. It. Is. A. COOKIE. 5:19 PM · 1/25/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rat - Us: let's put out a trail cam to see the sunssod Every cat in my neighborhood, lining up to take a selfie: DCHAWK 04:58AM 01/20/20 01/15/20 06:40PM
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    Pink - I'm never asking a man to buy me tampons again 0003 0Ma 3.99 24.97 4.99 27.72 PERCACH UBYKOTEX CUCK TAMP SUP KOTEX CLCK TAMP SUP FlexFit OoN Tested 360 Playtex SECURITY TAMPONS SPORT "KOiex heten bode Putect EOU SCENTED TAMPONS TAMPONE IN RACNCA 18 Regular 3.79 21.04 4.49 24.94 KATEito6 TAM PORT Playtex SPORT So help me out I'm a bit lost here... you planning on hitting sport mode today or are you more a secret agent vibe
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    Cartoon - Everyone is wanting a Jetson Car in 2020. Not me. I want Rosie to clean my house.
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    Drink - You know what goes great with the Corona virus? Corona Extra CERVE MAS 12A BEER Lyme Disease CERVECERIA MODELO MEXICO
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    Hair - Do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off.
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    Text - Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny The Bachelor really needs a more diverse selection of contestants. Why is it always attractive girls? Start throwing some 2's and 3's into the mix. I wanna see that asshole on a hot-air balloon date with a chick who doesn't have any teeth
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    Text - Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProject To everyone whose name I've forgotten shortly after meeting them: I get my own kids' names wrong half the time. You never had a chance.
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    Key lime - ME PREPARING FOR THE CORONAVIRUS imgflip.com
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    Text - Divergent Mama @Divergentmama Ithought my son was bummed about losing his basketball game last night. When I tried to comfort him, I realized he was only upset that someone scored in the last few seconds so their final score was 71. Not nice. 8:43 AM · 1/24/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Gesture - FACEBOOK LINKEDIN INSTAGRAM TINDER
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    Mammal - coronavirus my order from wish.com
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    Room - Physics: Exists Cats:
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    Cat - Hello future Hello sweetie slave !
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    Text - HER @GabrielaGuwop My dad went on a date today for the first time in hella long @ 75% @ 75% T-Mobile LTE T-Mobile LTE 4:33 PM 4:33 PM Dad> D. Dad> Dad Today 12:31 PM Chck me out love! And it matches my baby cuffs Where are you guys going to Lookin good dad I think I'm just going to go with the grey sweatshirt it's more casual I don't know what do you think Have fun but not too much fun. Don't do anything I wouldn't do! Haha Dinner in a movie but up there and Lodi we haven't really decided
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    Portrait - When somebody you just met starts telling you loads of personal shit CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartmemes
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    Tableware - Cat Milk MESSAGE $5• 045365 Fresh Cat milk for sale. I just milked them this morning. A little bitter because they was strays, but not bad with cereal. $5 a quart. Price is firm as it's good quality milk.
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    Helmet - Nol We fart in your general direction! Give me back the parts to my ship! Your mother.was a hamster andigour father smelt of elderberries! What?
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    Cat - Jan 1st: In 2020 l'm going to be more social Jan 17th:
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    Motor vehicle - When she walking away and you mumble some shit... Goodwood N7 Maimesbury Sable Rd Paarl Century City Dr 500- EVERGREEN
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    Face - First of all, I don't even want to work regular time. Do you want to work overtime?! H.
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    Face - Linked In Faoebook @lvcifers revenge Im Instagram Tinder
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    Job - DLL Show U YOUR WP S L THE VICTIMIZRTION OF FORIDRS DONATE TO HELENDCHILDREN Die LRUREN'S KIDS OE Www.IRURENSKIDS.ORG it
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    Cartoon - i my coworkers and being fucking weird a customer we haven't noticed yet
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    Hair - When I get hooked on a TV series: @funny.mexican.memez
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    Facial expression - If you could choose: one year without gaming or one year without sex NTENDO ROLH DKE HA Do I look like I have sex?
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    Text - harvard graduate @heelyfanaccount [first date] her: what do u do me: [remembering girls like bad boys] i sell drugs her: are u serious me: [remembering girls like sensitive guys] to kids in need 12:58 pm · 21 Dec 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - C.G. Drews @PaperFury saying "I'm writing a book" - cliche - usually untrue people ask what it's about and you forget your plot saying "i'm bleeding my soul into ink on a page" - hardcore - authoritative - hints that you own a sword - people stop talking to you which is, quite frankly, helpful 1:53 pm 24 Sep 2019 -
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    Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn [watching Karate Kid] 7-year-old: Wait, this is the eighties?! Me: Yeah. 7: That's three centuries ago.
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    Drink - CORONA BEER CHANGES THEIR NAME TO AVOID ASSOCIATION WITH THE CORONA VIRUS OUTBREAK Ebo Ebol Ehola Ebola Extra Extra Ex TINA ILE CERVEZA MAS EECE OF
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    Text - susie @susiezennario Ticketmaster: $55 per ticket Me: ok l'll take 2 Ticketmaster: ok that will be $400

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