Nothing Was Found Under The Pyramids! Stop Getting Your News from TikTok

Have you heard about the insane discovery under the pyramids? Giant cylindrical columns found beneath the Great Pyramid of Giza! Groundbreaking! World-changing! Except… it's complete and utter nonsense.

This "news" has been making the rounds on TikTok, and I get it—the algorithm decided you like weird historical facts and now your feed is full of secret chambers and ancient alien theories. But let me save you some time (and brain cells): this particular "discovery" traces back to a Facebook post. Yup. The same platform where your aunt posts minion memes and misinformation.

The post comes from a group called BioGeometry Egypt, which promotes something called "BioGeometry"—a totally unscientific mix of vibes, shapes, and buzzwords like "harmonizing energy systems." Spoiler: that's not how science works.

But because no one checks sources anymore, this three-year-old claim is being recycled like it's fresh news. Suddenly, every TikToker with a green screen and a serious tone is sharing it like it's been verified by NASA. And from there, The rest of the internet follows suit:

So please—next time you see "scientists are baffled" or "this changes everything," take a deep breath… and maybe read literally any credible source before sharing.