The Greatest Game Show: Candy Or Not Candy

Praise be to the genius who came up with the idea to have contestants bite things in order to determine if they're candy or not. Is there anything so novel, visceral, or satisfying as a man biting a shoe to see if it's a real shoe? We haven't seen anything come close. Who cares if a gymnast with a horrible past has the upper body strength to climb up a rope? It just can't compare to a grown man biting a belt to see if it's made of chocolate.