Husband and Wife Witness Quite Possibly the Worst Date Ever, Man Cannot Stop Making Uncomfortable Comments About China

The only thing worse than experiencing what will probably end up being the worst date of your life may very well be being sat at the table right next to it. 

At least if it's happening to you you probably have some kind of agency. You can scream, you can tell them to shut up, you can LEAVE. But if it's not your date, what can you really do other than eavesdrop and try to telepathically connect with one of the date-goers and tell them to run?

TikTok content creator and comedian @alex_falcone has generated quite the following through sharing funny stories and other comedic skits on the app. His videos have reached over 6.9 million views, he clearly has a way with words.

In this video, he shares quite possibly the worst date he's ever been on, and it wasn't even his!

Watch as he spills all f the cringy details.

Alex's Worst Date Ever

There are a few things we could all take away from this video. Firstly, if you've ever been that person to insist that nobody actually listens to your conversations while in a restaurant, you are very wrong. If you're seated next to a husband and wife on the 15,000th date, they may very well be playing the classic game of, “Guess whether it's a first date or not.”

Also, this may seem obvious, but it's obviously not. We would argue that it's probably a safe bet to maybe avoid making weird sexual comments about other cultures on first dates unless you want to get effectively ghosted within days.

Let's go over some of our favorite comments:

I appreciate that you’re holding a pen. It makes me feel like we’re coworkers gossiping at work.

As soon as you said he got up and sat on the same bench side as her I shuddered.

Sitting next to someone else having a train wreck of a date is the most entertaining thing to do on a date.

I just had a serious realization - married / older couples not talking during dinner = they are living for the drama at YOUR table 😂 omg I’m dead

I was so relieved to hear that she just walked out 🙌 also props to you for thinking about fire cleansing that place on her behalf😂

I don't know that I believe that this man has ever been to China OR done business 🤔

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