Man Speaks Perfect English, Sounds Like Perfect Jargon

'Never come back through my back garden again': Entitled neighbors repeatedly use resident's garden and bathroom without asking while their home is under construction 1

‘It's not up to you’: Job applicant goes over recruiter's head and submits her application directly, she gets the job, only for employer to demand she pays the recruiter a fee 2

'[She] left us with $800 worth of merchandise to put back': Entitled customer shops for 7+ hours but can't pay for most items in her cart, employees clean up her mess 3

'She didn't like my way, so I did it her way': Returning college student gets back at parents for interfering with yard work project 4

'There's nothing I can do': Entitled customer demands employee personally deliver her groceries, employee refuses, leading to a dispute at the grocery store 5

‘She's not going to like it but I'm not going to care’: Employee requests time off a year in advance, manager says that they're ‘being inconsiderate’ of fellow employees 6

'They are literally chasing a beaver around in their golf cart': 20+ Employees who were fired on day 1 1

'[She] left us with $800 worth of merchandise to put back': Entitled customer shops for 7+ hours but can't pay for most items in her cart, employees clean up her mess 2

'I reported him for HOA violations I don't actually care about': Guy gets back at petty neighbor by overwhelming him with HOA fines until he moves 3

'She's not saving the planet like [me]': Holier-than-thou +1 girlfriend demands special treatment because she's 'vegan', turns hypocritical when a long-standing friend in the group shares a differing dietary restriction 4

'I didn't make your drink wrong, Amy': 25+ Ridiculous tales from retail workers who can't get their customers to understand them 5

'100% of his house is on our property': Resident discovers neighbor's new house is fully on the wrong side of the property line, seeks legal action 6