Dazzling Retorts That Silenced Their Receivers

We've got some fresh dazzling retorts that managed to silence their receivers, like none other. Sometimes people just put the right words together in such a way that whoever is receiving the comeback is just left speechless. 

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16-year-old gets chastised for not helping her dad's new girlfriend, who is pregnant, after the woman was unkind to her: 'She's extra bitter that dad's so focused on making our relationship work instead of on her'

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‘[He] reported us for cleaning on a Sunday at 11AM and getting ready for work at 6AM’: Downstairs neighbor relentlessly reports upstairs tenants to HOA for making noise at reasonable hours, landlord miraculously has tenants' backs

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‘You'd think she was begging for charity’: Entitled cousin expects woman to give them her graduation gifts during the post-grad celebration, woman's aunt enables the entitled behavior further

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Teacher told to "work contracted hours" when he's been helping kids in the gym after school, he stops forcing the district to hire someone: ‘I was told to work my contractual hours, I’m only paid until 2:22. I did this for fun, and it was unofficial’

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