Dude Offers Expired Candy To Coworkers

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    Text - TIFU by offering expired candy to my coworkers This story is as horrifying as the title sounds. Some background: I recently got a new position with a manager title at a used car shop. I didn't know anyone at my job so in an attempt to make friends I began setting out candy at my desk that people could come in and grab causing some small conversations to occur. Well this has been going great until recently.
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    Text - I recently received a gift from an older lady at church for Valentine's Day. It's a small church so I thought it was a nice gesture. I'm the bag was a small notebook, a gift card, and a bag of smarties. Nothing much but a sweet gesture.
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    Text - Well yesterday I had run out of smarties and decided to use the ones I had revived from the lady at church. I threw the bag in the trash, put the smarties in the basket and went about my day. Later I went to make some copies and when I got back to my office one of my coworkers was standing in my office with the smarties opened looking at them rather closely. So I decided to investigate. "Hey Matt! What's up?" "Hey OP, I think your smarties are expired?"
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    Text - Upon closer inspection, yes. These smarties had to be older than the word smarties itself. They were so old they had holes in them. I hadn't eaten any so I wasn't aware. However. Everyone else already had without much thought. To my horror. Everyone had really bad stomach pain all day. Everyone. 20 people. 2 bathrooms. Plus, a bonus, the power was out so the automatic spray, and fans in the bathroom were not working. Many people went home thinking the had the flu, when actually it was jus

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