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Female Artist Of The Week: US National Park Posters Based On One Star Yelp Reviews

  • 1

    Crater Lake National Park

    Natural landscape - JUST SOMETHING TO LOOK AT AND LEAVE

    "Just goes to show you that with the right mindset, even the deepest lake in the US, which is literally in a COLLAPSED VOLCANO, can be boring."

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  • 2

    Glacier National Park

    Font - TOO COLD FOR ME

    "I guess calling the park "Glacier" wasn't a strong enough hint as to the climate of the area."

  • 3

    Cuyahoga Valley National Park

    Poster - VERY VERY VERY VERY MUDDY A LOT OF MUD

    "If you would just pave all of the hiking trails, we wouldn't have this problem".

  • 4

    Capitol Reef National Park

    Poster - SOMEWHAT BLAND

    "Bright side: at least this person wasn't confused about Capitol Reef National Park not being a coral reef in the middle of landlocked Utah?"

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  • 5

    White Sands National Park

    Text - LITER ALLY MILES OF WHITE SAND

    "IDK, I feel like White Sands National Park was pretty upfront about this one".

  • 6

    Olympic National Park

    Font - NO WOW FACTOR

    "Nevermind that it spans so many different ecosystems it's practically 4 parks in one AND it's chock-full of incredible views - Olympic National Park just has no wow factor. One star."

  • 7

    Zion National Park

    Mountainous landforms - SCENERY IS distant AND impersonal

    "Kind of sounds like this person is confusing Zion National Park with their latest Tinder date, tbh."

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  • 8

    Yellowstone National Park

    Poster - SAVE YOURSELF 1ome money BOIL SOME WATER at home

    "Idk about y'all, but I don't have a pot in my kitchen large enough to boil 560 gallons of water a minute"

  • 9

    Saguaro National Park

    Saguaro - OKIF YOU LIKE cactus

    "I mean, I don't really know why you'd go to a park called Saguaro National Park if you didn't like cacti, but maybe that's just me"

  • 10

    Yosemite National Park

    Mountainous landforms - TREES BLOCK view AND THERE ARE TOO MANY GRAY ROCKS

    "Please get a more sophisticated color palette and do something about all these trees, Yosemite National Park. 1 star."

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  • 11

    Great Smoky Mountains National Park

    Font - NOTHING SPECIFIC to dơ

    "850 miles of trails is a little too general, Great Smoky Mountains National Park. One star."

  • 12

    Sequoia National Park, California

    Font - THERE ARE BUGS AND THEY WILL BITE YOU ON YOUR FACE

    "Bugs? Outside? In nature? No thank you, Sequoia National Park, California.1 star."

  • 13

    Death Valley National Park

    Font - UGLIEST PLACE I'VE EVER SEEN

    "Head to Death Valley National Park and witness the ugliest place this one guy on Yelp has ever seen!"

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  • 14

    Isle Royale National Park

    Font - BLL SERVICE &terrible wifi

    "Listen, I didn't come to this remote island park to UNPLUG, ok Isle Royale National Park? One star."

  • 15

    Grand Teton National Park

    Font - ALL I SAW WAS A LAKE, MOUNTAINS and some tiees

    "I went to Grand Teton National Park and all I saw was exactly what was promised. One star."

  • 16

    Grand Canyon National Park

    Text - A HOLE A VERY, VERY LARGE HOLE.

    "Call me McKayla Maroney because I am unimpressed, Grand Canyon National Park".

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  • 17

    Joshua Tree National Park

    Tree - TUE ONLY THING TO DO HERE IS WALK AROUND THE DESERT

    "Yeah, all there is to do at Joshua Tree National Park is explore a desert wilderness larger than Rhode Island, full of interesting plants, animals, and geology. YAWN. One star."

  • 18

    Arches National Park

    Font - LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THE License Plate

    "Apparently license plates are our new standard for natural beauty"

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