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"Can I stand on your chair to take a shot of the table maybe y'all can hold the utensils to make it look like you're eating or just hold like that yeah just like that"
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"Nowhere else I'd rather be than here with u ??"
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"Need my fix ??"
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"mom: honey you have to look at the camera what are you looking at over there I'm right here"
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"Avril Lavigne walked so Billie Eilish could run"
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"you: "omg I can't believe there's already traffic wtf it's not even rush hour and it's not even thanksgiving yet jc ffs google maps now says it'll take 7 hours because some idiot crashed their car and ways is like oBjEcT iN tHe MiDdLe oF tHe rOad like seriously? I need to pee, let me know if you see a chevron." your car insurance premium:??????"
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"really out here it's all business baby you already know ??"
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"fall vibes??"
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"haven't posted in a while, my horoscope told me I should take some time off to realign myself. you know how it is. anyway I just thought today was too beautiful??????"
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"$8.50, art magazine: $15, time spent getting the shot right: 10 minutes, meaningful contribution to society: 0"
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"have you ever tried zucchini?"
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"You want a Queen? Earn her."
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"????????????????????? beastmode ??????????????"
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"just in case y'all haven't heard me the first time, I'm starting the ketogenic diet from now on. so no more carbs."
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"Hey hun ???? February is coming up and I'm giving away love-inspiring oils from L'Ass Oil! Use my promo code: CHEMBURN for 15% every order over $99! Remember to use hashtag #lassoil! ????"
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