The Funniest Social Distancing Pickup Lines

Due to the coronavirus, the world has taken up the safe and necessary practice of social distancing. With this social distancing has come a wave of hilarious and relevant social distancing pickup lines. They're safe and they practice awareness and respect of other folks, during this time.

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via @FletchyTags
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via @itsWillyFerrell
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via @LeanneSandusky
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via @AndstuffL
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via @carpe_flamma
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via @Nand076
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via @Mich_Ferrari
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via @joyeilene
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via @SentientSuit
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via @Jillinvirusland
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via @RomanPhoenix4
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via @poeticgirl86
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via @levi_bullen
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via @Jillinvirusland
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via @Sckswithsandals
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via @Acidic_Blonde
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via @leonamckernan25
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via @CatBirder27
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via @520Sammy
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via @chelano

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