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#MyKidCantEatThis peanut butter and honey sandwich because the honey looks like a rabbit and she doesn't want to wreck it
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#MyKidCantEatThis Bat pasta - they cried because they couldn't understand it wasn't real bats
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#MyKidCantEatThis because I broke the carrots. HELLO, I MADE OLAF
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#MyKidCantEatThis because my son says there are too many colors and it hurts his eyes. My daughter carried the zucchini home from the farmers market like a baby, so she won't dare eat it.
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#MyKidCantEatThis because she already ate at school. It's Sunday
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#MyKidCantEatThis because shells go in the ocean. He was upset when I ate my portion.
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#MyKidCantEatThis because "the ice cream is melting and the gummy bears are drowning."
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#MyKidCantEatThis because there's not enough milk. Another gallon should do it.
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#MyKidCantEatThis because a piece broke off of the bar and he "usually doesn't eat them when this happens.
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#MyKidCantEatThis because there's a hole in it. A hole that she put there with her thumb.
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#MyKidCantEatThis grilled cheese sandwich because it has a "tail" and he doesn't eat animals
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#MyKidCantEatThis because it "looks like a church." She arranged the slices.
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#MyKidCantEatThis because he doesn't like his food this fancy.
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#MyKidCantEatThis because by removing the cherry seeds, I turned them into olives.
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#MyKidCantEatThis because he wanted apples and peanut butter and this is... -
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#MyKidCantEatThis because while pretzels are yummy, and Goldfish are delicious, pretzel Goldfish are PURE BLASPHEMY. -
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#MyKidCantEatThis because it's the wrong colored bowl and I had the crazy idea of adding milk to it.
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#MyKidCantEatThis because "it's dirty." On Earth we call this "seasoning."
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#MyKidCantEatThis because she asked for cheese and crackers, not crackers and cheese.
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#MyKidCantEatThis because there's a bubble near the crust. He doesn't even eat the crust.
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