Alternate Terms For Everyday Crap 'Cause Regular English Is Boring

Bored with calling everyday objects by their bland and common names? You might enjoy these weird but absolutely accurate alternatives. We may not need these quirky edits but we're kind of losing it, so why not spice it up? 

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