Girlfriend Buries Beans in Woods, It Escalates

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Eric Lund
Apr 10, 2020 3:00 PM EDT

Times are definitely unpredictable. There were Karens hoarding toilet paper and people making memes about nature returning. That said, it's highly doubtful that things are so unpredictable that anyone would need to hide a secret stash of beans in order to thwart any possible bean looters in the near future. This guy's girlfriend did just that, and things kinda went from there.

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    Text - Posted by u/ThrowRA_BeanDrama 17 hours ago TIFU by demanding that my girlfriend show me where she buried our beans in the woods, causing her to break up with me. I admit I posted a version of this on the relationship subreddit the other day, but they closed it with no explanation, I assume because they just decided it was fake. I can see how they might think that, but this is a true thing that happened and is happening, and now there is more to it because I actually got broken up with ove
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    Text - With all that is going on, we had stocked up on supplies, including some canned goods. I ordered a few weeks ago 30 cans of beans. 10 are black beans, 10 are kidney beans, and 10 are pink beans. Also, I ordered 15 cans of chickpeas. I thought this is a reasonable amount of beans and chickpeas to have every now and then and would last for quite some time. However earlier this week I opened the cabinet because I wanted to make a vegetarian chili using two cans of beans, but all of the beans
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    Text - I asked my girlfriend and she told me she buried all of the beans in the woods. At first I thought she was joking, but she explained, no, she had buried the beans in the woods. WTF? I asked her to explain and she told me she was afraid that "if things get bad" we might have to worry about "looters or whatever" and that the beans would be in danger of being stolen. I said I thought this was completely ridiculous and unlikely. She became angry at me and said she "is protecting our beans."
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    Text - According to her logic, the beans are safely buried in the woods behind our apartment complex, and if we ever need some beans she will go to the "stash" and dig up a can or two, but would prefer if we save them all for "if things get worse". I said why only bury the beans, why not bury our more valuable items? She said the canned food was most valuable for long-term means, and that since we get fresh food in our online grocery deliveries, it would make sense to continue to stockpile beans
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    Text - This was too insane for me and I got very upset. I demanded to know where the beans were buried, and she refused to tell me. She said if I knew she was afraid I'd dig them up, I said damn right I would. She said "I will never jeopardize the beans." The following day I tried to put my foot down, and I'm not usually a foot downer but there are rare issues where compromise is out of the question, and I foolishly decided this was one of those issues. I demanded to know where the beans were bu
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    Text - In hindsight I should have just let it go and created my own hidden stash of beans in the apartment, and given her time to maybe cool down about this bean burying scenario, but I blew it all out of proportion. Yeah it's weird to bury beans in the woods but why did I have to press it? What's the harm at the end of the day? In the grand scheme of things? But I kept demanding her to take me to the beans, or at least draw a map or something, and finally she BROKE UP WITH ME. Over the beans. I
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