Fifteen Dog Tinder Bios That Make Fun Of Millennial Stereotypes

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Meeeeesh
Apr 13, 2020 12:00 PM EDT

One of the worst parts about being on Tinder is that the following stereotypes about people are absolutely, 100% true. You've got the girl who "just loves the outdoors," or the dude who thinks "pizza and IPAs are life." News flash: hiking isn't that great and literally everyone likes pizza and beer. You ain't special.

If you're in need of a little change of pace, scroll through these clever Tinder bios that somewhat restored our faith in the dating game.

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    Dog - Samantha, 24, from the suburbs but pretends she lives in the city, snapchats herself driving her mercedes to work everyday, worships martinis and everything they stand for shitheadsteve
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    Photo caption - Chad, 25, chill AF, dabs like it's his job, swipes right on every girl on tinder just to delete the ugly ones later Shitheadsteve Tis
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    Dog - Patty, 42. Drives a red mustang, spends her tax returns at Jimmy Buffets's Margaritaville in Vegas. Corana Extre
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    Dog - Nugget Lou, 20. Loves food trucks, temporary tattoos and bubble tea. Came for the cuties but stayed for all the places you can lay and just be. Was worried that her crop top would stand out. @WillBelayForBeer #DogsOfCoachella
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    Dog - Curtis, 33. Audio engineer. Always wears Converses. Only listens to "real" hip-hop. Host a slam poetry open mic. @barkpost
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    Mammal - Keri, 24. Has $170 sandals. Walks barefoot. Has a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign in her room. Sells daisy chains on Etsy
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    Pug - Chad, 23, stinks of axe and weed, plays COD Zombies religiously, texts you at random to see if you know someone who sells adderall
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    Canidae - Valerie, 26. Had a one night stand but "doesn't usually do that". Wants her phone but it's so far. Can't adult today @doxi
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    Dog - Trevor 33. Brews his own craft beer. Was a lumber sexual before it was cool. Listens to vinyl. Took improv at UCB
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    Hair - Greg 19, but goes by G. Dropped out of college after a month but got a degree in life after backpacking in Costa Rica for 2 weeks.
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    Canidae - Paige, 21, has a 4runner with a Dave Matthews sticker on it, says she loves nature but really just sits in her Eno outside her apartment like once a week Shitheadsteve
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    Dog - Betty 26, but looks 35. Convinced male dogs are walked more.
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    Dog - Chelsea, 25. Yoga instructor. Vegan(ish). Loves Whole Foods but hates when the bundles of kale are too thick. @barkpost
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    Text - Colby, 22, broke, follows 3k ppl on insta, claims he smoked weed with Skrillex and can get you backstage at any show Shitheadsteve
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    Dog - Gage, 24, documentary film enthusiast, shares global warming articles on FB, medicinal marijuana patient, drives a Prius #FeelTheBern ShitheadSteve
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