Tumblr Story: An Unsung Hero With A Heart Of Gold

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mattstaff
Apr 21, 2020 5:00 PM EDT

So, this Tumblr story is a wildly enjoyable trip. The plot line, politics, drama, etc. really immerse the reader's mind in a different realm for a while. It's fun. Pour one out for Evil Chancellor Traytor who just wanted to improve the lives of those around him, while those very people assumed he had nothing but dark intentions. A true saga of the unsung hero. 

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    Text - Text - doomsneigh i love in fantasy when its like "king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous" feynites When my sister and I were kids we had this one action figure, who was actually a brutalized batman doll without his cape (the dog chewed half his head, too), who we dubbed 'Evil Chancellor Traytor'. The idea was that in the fictional society of our toys, 'chancellor' just came with the word 'evil' in f
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    Text - Text - Anyway, the running gag was that the king (an old Power Rangers knock-off doll) had absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancellor Traytor, who basically comported himself like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and Jafar from the Aladdin movies. Everyone was always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had something to do with the nefarious scheme of the day. The dude even carried around a poisoned knife called 'the kingslayer'. The additional twist on the joke, though, was that he neve
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    Text - The knife, as it turned out, was as symbolic as the 'evil' in his name. See, Action Figure Dystopia had a long history of corrupted monarchs getting too big for their thrones and exploiting the underclasses. The job of the Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant, and loyally serve a good ruler - or, if the regent should became a despot, to slay them on behalf of the people. But since killing the king would be a terrible crime, the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind of person who wou
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    Text - Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut: Oh that Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why can't the king see how wicked he is?! Charmander From the Vending Machine: Char! Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With Disturbingly Realistic Face: At least if someone puts a knife in the king's back, we'll know where to look! Evil Chancellor Traytor's Diary: Today I was feeding ducks at the park when I noticed another legless action figure sitting by the benches. I put a hundred dollars into his bag while he wasn
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    Text - Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell victim to one of my mom's cleaning sprees, and she decided he was too busted up to keep and tossed him out. My littler brother, who tended to follow my sister and l's games like he was watching a daily soap opera, cried so hard that we had to do a special 'episode' where one of the toys found the Evil Chancellor's diary, and so he got a big huge memorial and the king threw himself into the empty grave and then ordered the toys driving the to
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    Text - callmebliss ::closes tab, shuts off computer, and proceeds to have the best day ever just by knowing this exists: fierceawakening i will always reblog Evil Chancellor Traytor
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    Text - carnie-vorex tbh that's some A-grade worldbuilding and use of tropes, these kids should be hired to direct movies instead of crusty idiots like Michael Bay arrowofdodona This has more plot development than anything else I have ever seen or read Source: doomsneigh
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