Tumblr Users Ruthlessly Roasting The USA

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    The user who thinks Americans are just a little bit entitled.

    Fish - Humans, think they own everything. Probably American.
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    The user who think Americans have a pretty generous vocabulary.

    Text - When Americans say... It means... Awesome Good Fabulous Good Amazing Great Good Fine Fine Bad OK Not so great Bad Really bad Driving me completely nuts Challenging Hilarious Unexpected Probably 30 minutes Goodbye; I like you Goodbye; I don't like you that much For sure Forever Let's get coffee sometime Let's stay in touch My friend My best friend A person I know A person I know and also like
  • 3

    The user who thinks the Americans aren't all that sophisticated.

    Text - moami as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys' national hymn...
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    The user who LOVES Kinder Eggs.

    Text - speedyruinschaos No hate to America, but some of your laws are wack. Why can't you have Kinder Eggs? Oh right, because some old senators thought you guys would eat them like fucking snakes.
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    The user who knows how to provoke.

    Text - darligne tumblr. Follow E identity-d1sorder captaintoedrag fun game: refer to America as "South Canada" and watch as Americans lose their shit 30king Probably cause it's United States of America? And not south canada? That doesn't even sound right nobodyontheice Look it's working
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    The user who knows America isn't the center of the universe.

    Text - thats-slightly-raven: thats-so-kat: thats-slightly-raven: HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED 999? You mean 911? I think if I ordered an ambulance from America l'd be a little bit scuppered since I livE IN ENGLAND AND ITS AN AWFULLY LONG DRIVE
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    The user who agrees with the previous user!

    Text - overlypolitebisexual whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal algrenion #should we do something about the americans' #'nah'
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  • 8

    The user who should be president.

    Text - lieutenanthawkguy tumblr Follow 2 afternoonsnoozebutton rosetyilers american but amerishouldn't Source:rosetyilers #text 606,502 notes
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    The user who thinks Americans are kinda dumb.

    Text - adhdheather to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there's 5280 feet in a mile official-deutschland To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember "1000" because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn't invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.
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    The users who aren't THAT patriotic.

    Text - starlordloki why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal brokenwingsandblackeyedthings Yes they are in every classroom in America sam-winchester-cries-during-sex Is that sarcasm fluffbuttcas no. forgottentrenchcoats other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms?? tracyalexander Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in?
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  • 11

    The user who loves traveling

    Text - Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home. Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
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    The user who thinks America is all Texas

    Text - texas LA New Yok Algrida de damnfunnylol As an australian, this is all I know about american geography asianfaceguy You went around Texas


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