Tumblr Thread: Dwarves Have Intelligent Super Beards

This right here is what the internet is for. Good old Tumblr does it again. We're still not over that recent thread where Tumblr went full mythological scientist. This might be even better. Yes, this particular rabbit hole takes us along for the exploration of dwarves' super beards. It's fun. The thread suggests that dwarves' beards are these intelligent defense mechanisms that evolved due to the stresses of their environment. All that mining for gems and treasures can be risky business without proper face protection. 


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