Woman Uses Only 'Twilight' Quotes On Her Tinder Matches

An Elite Daily editor tried using quotes from the 'Twilight' movies on her Tinder matches and the results weren't actually too bad. While most thought she was clearly missing a few screws, some of them just kind of went with it. One even played her at her own game! Check out the hilarious conversations below. 

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    This Guy Just Wanted To Get It On No Matter What

    Text - YOU MATCHED WITH . ON 9/17/19 Welp. You're fucking stunning. You don't know how long I've waited for you. Like 2 minutes? Hahah It's your scent. It's like a drug to me It's like my own personal brand of heroin Sent Bahahah Wait till you sit on my face In all seriousness though let's drink all the champagne レ
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    The One Who Joined Tinder To Find A Good Thai Restaurant

    Text - ll AT&T 10:50 AM 1 O n 81% YOU MATCHED WITH ON 9/17/19 You had me at Thai food 0 what's your favorite spot? Edible art? Ohh never heard of it, where's is it? Mirrors. A room full of mirrors. Lmao ok l'll entertain this, what else you got I'm glad I amuse you
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    Text - Haha but for real tho what's good w the thai food recs I hope you enjoy disappointment Cause my mind is going blank Lmao what neighborhood are you in? Can you talk about something else? Distract me so I won't turn around.
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    This Guy Was One Of The Most Fun To Chat With

    Text - Hey there Maggie :) Hey! You don't know how long I've waited for you Haha what in the world are you talking about? I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore. Wow this is moving fast Sounds good :) Does this mean we are going to get married? What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?
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    Text - No I was not expecting these things :) Just coffee Or something more romantic Hold on tight, spidermonkey! Sent Are you on acid?
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    This One Just Went Along With Anything I Said

    Text - YOU MATCHED WITH ON 9/17/19 Heyy beautiful Hi! You don't know how long l've waited for you. Today 10:56 AM know ... I've been waiting to see you I am home No. You were next to your car. Across the lot No I wasn't... you must've seen my innocent twin brother I am his evil twin U
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    Text - Can you talk about something else? Distract me so I won't turn around. Lol okay If you had an intro music, what would it be ? Mirrors Sent Mirrors by justin timberlake or bazzi ?
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    I Just Went All In With This One

    Text - YOU MATCHED WITH ON 9/17/19 Hii Maggie how are you today? Today 10:32 AM I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore
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    Dog - Today 11:06 AM You don't have to anymore child, don't have to no more Imao And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. Sent Then they had a baby And the pet dog was feeding it
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    Going All In Didn't Quite Work For This One

    Text - SUPER LIKED YOU ON 9/17/19 Hey, want to grab drinks sometime this week? Okay, just don't. You can't say stuff like that to me. Ever. Sent レ
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    And Then There Was This Guy That Turned The Tables On Me

    Text - I feel like there's a big big personality behind that smirky smile. "Love a good pad thai" almost feels like a trap haha Well then hold on tight, spikermonkey. Oh my.. anything I should watch out for? Your scent. It's like a drug to me. Like my own personal brand of heroin. It is extraordinary thing to meet someone who you can bare your soul to and accept you for what you are. And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. Sent :) wanna meet when the sun goes down?
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    Text - Haha l'm well aware of that... my response was also a quote from Twilight Oh holy shit, I fully kissed that. Fooled me at my own game. Well played So you wanna keep playing vampire or wanna grab drinks tonight?
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