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Real Advice From The 1950s On Finding A Husband: Tip 5

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    The 1958 edition of American magazine McCall’s, featuring '129 Ways to Get a Husband'

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    That's a lot of ways! Arguably too many. But beggars can't be choosers, so let's take a look at Tip #5...

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    Tip #5 - Look in the census reports for places with the most single men

    Font - 19504 dating advice 129 WAYS TO GET A HUSBAND #5 LOOK IN THE CENCUS REPORTS FOR THE PLACES WITH THE MOST SINGLE MEN

    I'm not going to lie, I don't really understand this one. The tip goes on to add that "Nevada has 125 males for every 100 females"...

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    So, is it suggesting to just pick up and move to a state whose population has more men than women?

    Facial expression - IT'S REALLY JUST ABOUT THE MATH
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    Because that seems a little far-fetched. I mean, how would that even work...?

    Chin - I mean you are sounding a little dramatic.
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    Let's say you invested the time into searching through the census report (like a lunatic) and found a town or state with a higher population of men than women... do you just move there?

    Newscaster - @LateNightSeth I HAVE A LOT-OF QUESTIONS
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    OK, OK, let's get hypothetical. Say you did choose to uproot your life and move to said man-filled location... you've unpacked your belongings and settled in. Now what?

    Chin - WHAT HAPPENS NOW?
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    Do you just start prowling the streets for all the men? Where are they? The bars? The gyms? The parks? Street corners?

    Hairstyle - WHERE HE AT?!
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    I mean, surely in a place with more men than women, it should be swarming with men. They should be everywhere!

    Nose - So many goddamn men here. STARZ
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    Falling from the skies at your feet!

    Photo caption - isolaDeiFamosi IT'S RAINING MEN!
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    Or... welcome to reality, where that's not how life works!

    Hair - All the guys are gone
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    Sure, it might be a numbers game, but love isn't really about numbers. It's about that click you have with that special someone who you meet randomly.

    Face - Idon't get it! I'm sorry, I just-I don't get it!
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    If you base your whole existence around trying to find a man, it's unlikely to attract the kind of man you want. You do you, live your best life...

    Forehead - It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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    And the one will come along when you least expect it. So, in conclusion, tip #5 gets a big fat no from me!

    Hair - #YOUNGERTV NALPRINT IT'S A NO FROM ME

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