Surprisingly, #StarbucksDrakeHands Isn't Enough to Woo a Lady Over

The video you're about to see below was a man's honest-to-God attempt to seduce a woman via short-form mobile phone charm - you know, the same method your grandmammy and grandpappy used to hook up back in the Greatest Generation days. Using nothing but some curious hand gestures and the silky voice of Drake ("Hold On We're Going Home" to be specific) he managed to make a buffoon of himself for the rest of the internet to enjoy.

Like what you see? Follow our WhatsApp channel for more.

Advertisement
  • 01

    This is the original video in question:

  • Advertisement
  • 02

    But this is the internet, of course, so here's a bunch of people (rightfully) mocking it:

  • 03

    More hands = more sexy, right?

  • 04

    When you think about it, Drake Hands are kind of menacing...

Stay up to date by following us on Facebook!

Tags

Music Drake funny dating
Scroll Down For The Next Article

Also From Dating Fails

How Far Would You Go to Cover Up a Wedding Blunder?

How Far Would You Go to Cover Up a Wedding Blunder?

Trending Now

'I generated over 12 million in sales, and my salary was $60,000': Employee's raise request gets denied, he quits for better job offer, boss scrambles and suddenly offers to increase his salary

'I generated over 12 million in sales, and my salary was $60,000': Employee's raise request gets denied, he quits for better job offer, boss scrambles and suddenly offers to increase his salary

01
35-year-old HOA president tries to ban Halloween, neighborhood residents vote to remove her: 'She threatened to have everyone arrested'

35-year-old HOA president tries to ban Halloween, neighborhood residents vote to remove her: 'She threatened to have everyone arrested'

02
Family man purges corrupt HOA board by becoming president and creates ideal HOA, but now 3 years later his community won't let him pass the baton: ‘Will I be stuck… forever?'

Family man purges corrupt HOA board by becoming president and creates ideal HOA, but now 3 years later his community won't let him pass the baton: ‘Will I be stuck… forever?'

03
Neighbor tries to stop resident from cutting down hazardous pine trees that pose a threat to the resident's property, then steals their wood after the trees are cut down: ‘He went on chopping’

Neighbor tries to stop resident from cutting down hazardous pine trees that pose a threat to the resident's property, then steals their wood after the trees are cut down: ‘He went on chopping’

04
20-year-old New York City woman demands her 25-year-old boyfriend "take her" trick-or-treating for Halloween, starts an argument when he refuses: 'I suggested another very popular event [...] but she is adamant [about] trick-or-treating'

20-year-old New York City woman demands her 25-year-old boyfriend "take her" trick-or-treating for Halloween, starts an argument when he refuses: 'I suggested another very popular event [...] but she is adamant [about] trick-or-treating'

05
Veteran employee gets written up by new boss for clocking in 5 minutes later than his usual early time, even though he was early: ‘I told him my shift doesn’t start until 5:00, he said it doesn’t matter when my actual shift starts’

Veteran employee gets written up by new boss for clocking in 5 minutes later than his usual early time, even though he was early: ‘I told him my shift doesn’t start until 5:00, he said it doesn’t matter when my actual shift starts’

06
Advertisement