Legendary Idiot Live-Tweets His Trip to the ER After Getting a Dildo Stuck in His Ass

Let this guy's epically messed up tale be a message to us all....it could always be worse. This one's obviously been around for a while, but we had to bring it back, cause damn, it might be one of the most harrowing live-tweet stories to ever surface on the internet. Ever.

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