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Legendary Idiot Live-Tweets His Trip to the ER After Getting a Dildo Stuck in His Ass

Let this guy's epically messed up tale be a message to us all....it could always be worse. This one's obviously been around for a while, but we had to bring it back, cause damn, it might be one of the most harrowing live-tweet stories to ever surface on the internet. Ever.

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    Text - televised snowmang Following @Grawly Yo guess who has to go to the hospital because he shoved a dildo up his ass and can't get it out (answer: it's me) Reply Retweeted Favorited More 1Following televised snownmang Grawly televised snowmang Following Grawty @Energizer yo how long do your batteries last in vibrating dildos just so I have an estimate if it will still be going when I get to Nurse who is helping me is the sweetest person ever omg. the ER Recy tReaetFa ore
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    Text - televised snowmang @Grawly Just imagine a faint buzzing sound while you read these tweets 15 hrs That's me rn Expand televised snowmang @Grawly 15 hrs I looked the woman at the ER desk dead in the eye and said "there is no other way to put this. I have a vibrating dildo inside my ass" Expand televised snowmang @Grawly OH MY GOD. THE NURSE. THE NURSE JUST TOLD ME THERE IS 14 hrs ANOTHER PATIENT HERE RIGHT NOW WHO ALSO SHOVED A DILDO UP THEIR ASS Expand televised snowmang @Grawly 14 hrs Lif
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    Text - televised snowmang Following @Grawly THE DILDO IS STILL VIBRATING Reply Retweet Favorite More
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    Text - televised snowmang Following @Grawly . @energizer fuck you for making your batteries last so long in dildos Favorited More Reply Retweet
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    Green - televised snowmang Following @Grawly EXCLUSIVE DILDO AUDIO TRACK vine.co/v/bwuw6tU1aaK Reply Retweet Favonte More televised snowmang's post on Vine EXCLUSIVE DILDO AUDIO TRACK Vine @vineapp Follow
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    Product - televised snowmang @Grawly Following X-RAY TIME pic.twitter.com/vA2bTqxV41 Reply Retweet Favorite More
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    Text - televised snowmang @Grawly Following I'm going to be sedated and they're going to pull the dildo out in a bit aparently Reply Retweet Favorite More
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    X-ray - televised snowmang @Grawly 3 hrs heres an xray of a dildo shoved up my big gay ass .imgur.com/9whz8Mujpg Expand
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    X-ray - televised snowmang @Grawly Brief update: dildo extracted. Battery lasted about 7 fucking hours. I 7 hrs shat the bed afterwards. I'm tired as hecke Еxpand
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