Fifty Amusing Tweets For People With Low Attention Spans

If you find that over time your attention span has gotten lower and you crave instant gratification, you're not alone. The internet and social media have definitely changed the ways in which we process information, seek pleasure, and tolerate waiting for "the good things" in life. We don't have any remedies for these societal side effects, so we're just gonna lean in and give you what you want: short and sweet tweets that will provide your brains with a little dopamine. 

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