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18-year-old refuses to invite his parents to his high school graduation because they favored his 4 younger siblings over him for his whole life: 'I got tickets for my grandparents instead'

18-year-old refuses to invite his parents to his high school graduation because they favored his 4 younger siblings over him for his whole life: 'I got tickets for my grandparents instead'

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Party boat host asks guests to pay for food, drinks, and gas after the party, one guest refuses to pay, claiming they didn't know it was required: ‘I pulled Jake aside and asked him what was going on’

Party boat host asks guests to pay for food, drinks, and gas after the party, one guest refuses to pay, claiming they didn't know it was required: ‘I pulled Jake aside and asked him what was going on’

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Demanding HOA board member insists that neighbor's retired son water her plants for her: 'Clearly you don’t have anything better to do'

Demanding HOA board member insists that neighbor's retired son water her plants for her: 'Clearly you don’t have anything better to do'

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Dad takes 2 kids to princess breakfast at Disneyland, balks at the $937 price tag: 'Almost spit out my coffee'

Dad takes 2 kids to princess breakfast at Disneyland, balks at the $937 price tag: 'Almost spit out my coffee'

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"My house, my rules": 30-year-old boyfriend forbids his 37-year-old girlfriend from letting her dog sleep on furniture in "his" house, so she moves out and he tries to control her and her pooch there too

"My house, my rules": 30-year-old boyfriend forbids his 37-year-old girlfriend from letting her dog sleep on furniture in "his" house, so she moves out and he tries to control her and her pooch there too

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Generous woman preps a week's meals for financially struggling friend, refuses to deliver after seeing friend’s pricey new tattoo: "She told me she was so broke she couldn't afford to eat"

Generous woman preps a week's meals for financially struggling friend, refuses to deliver after seeing friend’s pricey new tattoo: "She told me she was so broke she couldn't afford to eat"

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