Top Ten Tumblr Posts Of The Day (July 27, 2020)

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    Text - RE tilthat TII John Milton was totally blind during the composition of his ten-thousand-line epic poem Paradise Lost. Every morning he would have verses already_prepared in his head for his aide to take dicatation. If the aide was late, Milton would complain, saying ʻI want to be milked via reddit.com vichy how was this entire post fine until the very last word
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    Text - shobe-sandwitch E twilightofficial Follow The cheap Halloween vampire fangs stay ON during sex shobe-sandwitch the cheap vampire fangth thay ON during thex > D 225 notes
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    Text - thedailylaughs mole Follow kissmelou as a college student, my favorite words are "canceled" and "free" je-suis-pas-un-oiseau Free pizza is cancelled classyroar Why would you even say something like that 422,579 notes
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    Text - ailaalue man: has anyone ever told you you're beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity allsadn I've been laughing at this on and off for two straight days
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    Face - swarnpert Follow i love when cats make that face when they lift their head to bump it into sometihng
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    Text - realdumbasshours My favorite thing about "Ok Boomer" is that, instead of arguing, the youth unconsiously and collectively decided to literally just verbally wave boomers off and treat them like children who won't shut up and i think that's beautiful armchair-factotum It's great to see kids realize that nothing upsets boomers like dismissing them they way they dismiss anyone younger than themselves 76,445 notes
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    Text - tornpyre yall ever sleep from 1700-2200 and call it a nap bc snakeunit i thought this was about years. but yes currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody Nothing says self care like a 500 year long nap
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    Text - scarliestrallen-blog Follow Play Canceled After Actor Breaks Character to Fight an Audience Member lilmsawkward Follow Me slimehater Follow I just looked this up and it turned out it was about a production of "cat on a hot tin roof", a play which famously features a closeted gay lead character. a member of the audience was catcalling female actresses and shouting homophobic abuse when actor john lacy, who played the character big daddy, paused his performance and called him out. the heckl
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    Text - teapotsahoy.tumblr.com When ur like: “this show is very good. In fact, it is too good. I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show." > D S O
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    Text - RE tilthat TIL Playing Tetris for three minutes stops you craving sex, alcohol and food via reddit.com onion-souls Tetris is enlightenment lesbianshadowrunner Kellog's cereal walked so Teris could run

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