These 12 'Neighbors From Hell' Texts Are Going to Make You Feel Very Thankful They Don't Live Down the Block

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mattstaff
Dec 3, 2016 3:00 PM EST
Anyone out there with worse examples of 'neighbors from hell'? All examples are welcomed!
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  • 01
    Text - Rob 5F Hey did you move your hide-a- key? It's not here. Yes I did. I knew you were using it! Why do you go in my apartment?? I get so stoned and I have no food but you always have something I can take without you noticing. I don't take a lot. Unreal. Delivered So is the key somewhere I can find it or?
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  • 02
    Text - o AT&T M-Cell 1% 83% 10:57 AM BN i Bitch Neighbor Did you pee in my laundry basket? I went upstairs for 4 minutes to get quarters and you're the only person I saw in the hallway. I will literally get it DNA tested and have you arrested once I find out it was you. I KNOW IT WAS YOU!
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  • 03
    Nose - You can say hello when you see me in the hall. It doesn't have to be weird Delivered iMessage >
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  • 04
    Text - Sasha Psycho Details Messages I'm seeing a therapist now and we both think it would be beneficial for you to attend a session with me. Not gonna happen. It's one hour of your life. 50 minutes actually. I need closure. I think you do too. I don't. This was all in ur head. But I'm glad ur getting help. Delivered It was not in my head, Ryan! The appt is next Thursday. You can think about it.
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  • 05
    Text - Hi what happened with the trash cans? Nothing as far as I know You always took our cans out when you took yours out. We missed garbage pickup because we didn't put them out Yeah you should start putting them out then. Delivered Is this because you realized neither of us is going to have sex with you?
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  • 06
    Text - Alicia Hey!!! I saw Matt in the mall earlier. He was RING shopping!! I guess I was wrong about him never proposing after 5 years I don't mean to spoil a surprise but you might want to get your hair done! Um. I caught the cheating asshole with another girl last week and kicked him out. I mean... maybe it wasn't Matt
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  • 07
    Text - I'm watching a documen- tary about sex workers and the Long Island serial killer and one of the victims looks like u. Also I'm hungry do u have any cereal or peanut butter? 7:03 PM 1) Watching documen- taries doesn't make you smart. 2) That's a really creepy thing to say. 3) I have both and I'm not giving you any 4) I've always thought you were weird and this confirms it. 7:03 PM
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  • 08
    Text - Your cat is taunting my cat through the window. Can call your cat inside your place? Honestly, that's between them. I'm not getting involved. My cat is jumping at the window freaking out. She's going to hurt herself. Delivered And that's between you and your cat. What you fail to see is none of this is my problem. A iMessage
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  • 09
    Text - Next time Yeu Povle ke ho ke feklg ass phowise youk fuety neshole Car wilke FUCENG FUCKED You
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  • 10
    Cuisine - Wtf is happening up there? Are you wearing these shoes?!
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  • 11
    Text - Neighbor Hey my ex realized I was using his Netflix and changed his password. I'm in the middle of the new Gilmore Girls. Can I please please have your login? Do I get anything out of this deal? The satisfaction of helping someone in a crisis? Hit me up when you're ready to sweeten the deal. Delivered
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  • 12
    Text - Scott 4A I just fed Noah dog poo. It was a small piece on your bed and I thought it was one of his cranberries. I only figured it out after he chewed it for a while and took it out of his mouth and tried giving it to me. That's when I started smelling something bad and it dawned on me what was happening. I'm really sorry. In my defense I'm not a "babysitter" and I did you a favor watching him. iMessage I'm It
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