Irreverent Jokes And Puns From Pakalu Papito

For anyone who's been hanging out in a cave, sheltered from the ills and fleeting triumphs of the modern world, Pakalu Papito is an infamous meme Twitter account imagined from the perspective of an irreverent, pun savvy 7-Eleven clerk who has a pet camel and a whole lot of hot and fiery takes. You might catch yourself unconsciously nodding along in agreement to some of these heartfelt sentiments. 

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