Dad Misplaces Daughter's Hamster, Breakdown Ensues

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    Text - Steph Veerman @stephyj725 my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is
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    Text - 148 Padre > kk Today 10:43 AM Please call me a soon as you get this it's an emergency dad do not freak out it's just a hamster!! we will find him Delivered
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    Text - Oh my God l'm so sorry honey I'm so sorry l'm looking everywhere Im so wicked sorry l'll keep looking all day I Can't believe this
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    Text - This is the absolute worst ever I'm Never going to forgive myself if he doesn't come back Should I keep looking for him or is that going to scare him into hiding PATTO
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    Text - If I can't find him today l'm not going to work tomorrow so I can keep looking Dad- he's just a hamster i don't blame you at ALL. you shouldn't skip work you are a lawyer and he is a hamster Delivered
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    Product - that looks good what's the white arc of bedding for or is that bedding? what is that
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    Text - Flour So I can see his footsteps if he comes to get the food oh that's smart So I know he's still alive that's smart
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    Text - me too I'm so sorry steph This is my biggest screwup ever. I will make it right dad it's ok! No it's not
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    Text - I put him in his ball a whole bunch of times I should have double checked God is good I will trust him I know he likes peanut butter Peanuts That's a start
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    Text - Steph Veerman @stephyj725 follow up: He did find him!!!
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    Mammal - OMG DID YOU GET HIM??
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    Text - Yes In his cage Are you effing kidding me
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    Organism - The little bastard is trying to get out again arrest him
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    Text - Yesterday 11:38 PM This was the most stressful day in my life since I took the bar exam Night

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