These Absolute Mad Lads Actually Did It (39 Pics)

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andcallmeshirley
Oct 26, 2020 6:38 AM EDT

Somebody call the authorities! These absolute madmen and women are out of control and cannot be contained. They must really be out of their minds... If you haven't had your fill of shenanigans yet, go take a look at some funny tweets for more brilliant jokes with a character limit.

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    Text - Today I was reminded that I got rejected from MIT in 2004 after I mailed them an envelope with $200 in Monopoly money as an application bribe. 3 years later their Dean of Admissions was fired after it was discovered she faked her degrees/resume Lmfaooooo
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    Text - Wendy's O @Wendys · 21m the first thing you order when you leave the bubble O LeBron James @KingJames · 1h 444 Champmiens LAKERS 149 27 534 5,318 benny b @ramranch85 · 19m your cashier thought my name was beth, 0/10 experience 27 1 18 Wendy's @Wendys Replying to @ramranch85 Sorry Beth, we'll get it right next time 4:08 PM · 12 Oct 20 · Twitter for iPhone 8 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 311 Likes
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    Face - Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco Posted on May 17, 2019, 05:41 EDT Taco Bell O @tacobell Don't threaten me with a good time
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    Product - MontyBadu GMorey Badu Follow brought my nephew a cake to class for his birthday. Before I took the picture he said "why? I don't like these kids" 56blogsstillerary He too real for these fake kids
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    Text - IGNUK O @IGNUK EA has copy and pasted FIFA on Switch for two years, so we copy and pasted our review from last year (but lowered the score, naturally): ign.com/articles/fifa-. %3. 3:27 PM 9/10/2020 · TweetDeck 342 Retweets 141 Quote Tweets 972 Likes
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    Hair - Man dresses up in costumes to embarrass wife on zoom calls MADLAD 100
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    Facial expression - A few months ago, this guy tweeted out saying that he would eat his shirt if steve was added to smash. He fulfilled his promise.. imgyObh did it. you crazy son of a bi¨_ `1, you did it
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    Text - honest jabe @jaynooch When I die l'm donating my body to a hydraulic press YouTube channel 4:08 PM · 9/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone 8,601 Retweets 152 Quote Tweets 87.6K Likes
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    Poster - : 22076(DVW) PASSION OF I 199ION OF THE CHRIS I VDDRA AsSeenon G Great Value TV 9.71 21658992 424 RELIVE THE LAUGHS Deleted Scenes And Bloopers INCLUBES EARLY ACESS TO DENTEVI avaLABLE FROM LOADED WITH ADDED VALUE ADULT CONTENT INCLUDES TERRIFYING ALTERNATE ENDINGS! WIDESCREEN THE 201 PASSION OF THE CHRIST A WARRIOR ON EARTH BECOMES A HERO ON MARS EXPERIENCE THE SHOCKING TERROR THAT WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER. Nick Rva August 26 at 8:39 AM · O When I worked retail I used to love peeling off
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    Face - Sam Lake ain't afraid of no police bruh Christchurch Police 17 es Edted WANTED TO ARREST: Samuel Evan LAKE has a warrant for his arrest LAKE is 23 years of age. 171cm tall and of thin build. See More Like Comment Share O 975 people ke this. D 200 shares Top Comments- Sam Lake I need to get a new mugshot Like Reply 2.139 16 hrs & Christchurch Police Come see us and X will arrange at no cost Like 04.167 16 hrs Sam Lake If only they were as good at finding me as they were with comebacks Like
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    Pattern - So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash and let the games begin You and 32K others 2.1K Comments 1.3K Shares
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    Box - So I decided to pack a pair of sunglasses in this big ass box. This person is gonna wonder what they ordered. Hehe. #target
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    Text - Bossmanscruggs @BOSSMANSCRUGGSS This crack head just sold me a 65inch flat screen for 50 dollars I go home and plug it up and McDonald's menu pops up 8:02 PM 10/8/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - PS5 LAUNCH MIGHT BE DELAYED IN INDIA BECAUSE SOME GUY TRADEMARKED "PS5" THREE MONTHS BEFORE SONY APPLIED FOR THE NAME Microsoft with their crazy naming scheme: I don't have such weaknesses.
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    Text - themanicnami Random Witchy Story Time A few years ago I was at a museum that had some old grimoires and alchemy books on display and translations to the pages posted by them. My favorite grimoire page was a spell for rain where the person would go out- side with a bucket of water and pour it onto the ground, then proceed to pretty much yell at the clouds about 'see its not hard!'. To date that is my favorite rain spell I have ever seen. Source: themanicnami 18,954 notes
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    Product - Nameet Potnis @Nameet A guy from Delhi trademarked PS5 in India before Sony could. BPS5. Playstation"5 Sony faces new PS5 setback in India – it doesn't own the PS5 trademark androidcentral.com 9:46 · 07 Oct 20 Twitter for Android
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    Text - Exam Postponed to ENGL Hello all, Unfortunately, I have to reschedule the exam, and I will have to cancel class on Thursday. Against my best wishes, I have been shot and am being treated in the ER. I also have Covid, and the divorce is getting messy. Office hours are still 11-12 on Mon/Wed, with your TA. If I am alive, the exam will be moved to Monday of next week. Keep reviewing the texts, and remember to look over your IDs! @decentbirthday Best, Professor
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    Text - Class Update W to ENGL 3610 3 minutes ago Details Hello all, It seems that my last email went viral on the internet. I appreciate all the replies letting me know. Fortunately, the injury wasn't serious, and none of my Covid symptoms are serious. The exam is still Monday, and it is asynchronous. Unlike my wife, I expect you not to cheat. Good luck to all! Best, Prof W
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    Product - l Optus 5:44 pm O 57% ZNEWS Brisbane O is in Browns Plains, ... NEWS Queensland. 3h.0 1.3 kilograms of methylamphetamine, 551 grams of cocaine, two handguns, a silencer, ammunition and $50,000 cash have been seized during a poli.. See more MONGOLS MONCOLS GMIC URFER MONCOL 139 137 comments 51 shares O Like Comment Share Richard Bosel IMA UNN Shared and liked, hope I win ..good luck everyone Haha Reply 147
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    Text - PJ I have the worst brother anyone could possibly have0 also i have to submit the assignment today before 7O chemistry File Share View Home ONewitem - Easy access Open - HH Select ll Select none Invertselectior X cut Edit hCopy path New Properties Copy Paste Move Copy Delete Rename eHistory Paste shortaut to to folder Organize New Open Select Clipboard -1 This PC New Volume (D:) chemistry Date modified Туре Favorites Name Dear Sister 10/8/2020 12:09 PM File folder Homegroup You took my 50
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    Text - KEMP RS Lite GOVERNGE Eating a straw to prove that turtles are bitches 11K views 1.1K 73 Share Save Report Don't Save The Turtles SUBSCRIBE 205 subscribers
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    Clothing - 1 7.0k + 109 Share BEST COMMENTS foreskin removal expert 8h I sent this image to my flat friend and she told me to fu k off
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    Text - 0:13 / 0:13 Comentários 8,5 mil gluna • 1 ano atrás Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them I6 60 mil 回 268 VER 268 RESPOSTAS ThatOneGuy767 4 dias atrás Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them. I copied the top comment because it is OUR comment. I6 7,6 mi 1 回67 VER 67 RESPOSTAS ... ... >
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    Product - r/nextfuckinglevel Posted bv u/onesmallservina • 3h • i.redd.it I managed to get Doom running powered entirely by potatoes
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    Text - r/memes u/hot_historymeme · 5h • i.redd.it 2 e O 97 Awards Now that's dark Reminder: When he was originally writing the Black Panther, Jack Kirby's editors told him to put more white people in the comic. So in the next issue he had him beat up the KKK.
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    Text - I Pinned by Drew Gooden Call Me Conor • 2 hours ago Yeah this comment got pinned. Big deal. 13K 156 156 REPLIES
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    Text - What could you do in the next 24 1366 hours to fundamentally improve your life forever? (self.AskReddit) posted to AskReddit 7 hours ago by 1452 comments sorted by top 226 points 7 hours ago Delete my reddit account. [deleted] 2726 points 6 hours ago You know what? I'm gonna delete my reddit account. 1462 points 5 hours ago Holy st, he did it. 960 points 5 hours ago The absolute madman.
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    Text - P TEN STONE BABY (1935) 1:31 Ten Stone Baby...Teased With Chocolate (1935) | British Pathé made with anger Well, I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan.
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    Motor vehicle - A man once drunkenly stole a plane and landed it in the middle of Manhattan in front of the bar he had been drinking at. Two years later he did it again because someone doubted he had done it the first time.
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    Screen - TR 4 10/12/20 I finally found the bottom-roght corner of the excel sheet..its XFD1048576
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    Face - Macaulay Culkin O @IncredibleCulk Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self. Don't forget to wear your masks, kids. 6:30 PM · Oct 7, 2020 561.5K
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    Text - Skweezy Jibbs @Skweezy 3h times is tough so when i heard @wendys was givin out free 4 piece nuggs today i knewi had 2 HUSTLE , i hit every damn wendys twice within 17 miles across 2 states E it took 5 hours but now we eatin free 4 a week WHAT IT DO00000 O Wendy's © Wendy's © Wendy's O Wendvs Total trp: 2 h9 min (63 m Done ingon SPs Carres Troadi Hsbore Portlae Geshan Bedtor M ton 27 54 218
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    Text - PATREON Tammy • Target O 2h - 0 PalmerTrolls Backing BLM no more shopping at target for me, O Target Corporation Sorry to hear you're leaving us, Tammy. To memorialize your time as a Target shopper, we've set up a tombstone in our Halloween section. ТАММY FROM FACEBOOK TARGET SHOPPER 2012-2020 Michael Target Corporation really, Target? 2 Def screenshot this. Goodbye professionalism. Like · Reply Target Corporation Michael A new tombstone has been added. PROFESSIONALISM 2020-2020 Like · Re
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    Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/UngyBungy9383 • 9h 32 23 33 9 22 40 A 17 O 2 1 What did "the weird kid" in your school do that you'll never forget? 1 42.7k 17.6k Share BEST COMMENTS StudJBagel · 5h 2 Awards 7th grade, guy Didn't have a pen/pencil for the test and the teacher wouldn't give him one ("you need to be prepared, blah"). Yeah, the dude took out a paper clip, straightened it out, stabbed himself, and started doing the test using his blood as ink. He was quickly sent to the nurse's office
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    Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/UngyBungy9383 • 6h What did "the weird kid" in your school do that you'll never forget? 10 S 6 11 2 15.9k 6.2k Share BEST COMMENTS HandHoldingClub · 5h 113 Awards He stabbed someone at a bus stop freshman year of high school. I don't think it was as intense as the rumors about it were, but he definitely had a knife and pulled it. He got expelled and sent to a high school for kids with behavioral/ mental health issues. Senior year rolls around and he gets sent back
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    Text - Today at 9:07 AM Hi Today at 7:36 PM So what's up Today at 9:04 PM Up? Well basically Carl Fredricksen, a 78-year-old balloon salesman, is about to fulfill a lifelong dream. Tying thousands of balloons to his house, he flies away to the South American wilderness. But curmudgeonly Carl's worst nightmare comes true when he discovers a little boy named Russell is a stowaway aboard the balloon-powered house. A Pixar animation.
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    Text - Tweet YouTube Creators @YouTubeCreators Reply to this tweet with a video that always puts a smile on your face, and we'll send you back one in return! 3:31 AM - 09 Oct 20 - Twitter Web App 48 Retweets and comments 1,239 Likes Snowball @SnowballRBs 10h Replying to @YouTubeCreators youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9. 58 YouTube Creators O @YouTu. 10h > We just got Rick Rolled... Check this out youtube.com/watch?v=urrBL3. 23 Snowball @SnowballRBS 10h LETS GO I RICKROLLED YOUTUBE O 24
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    Text - Why does your beef jerky have to be so damn expensive. I would like to enjoy it more than once a year @JackLinks 1:31 PM 10/9/20 · Twitter for Android 5 Likes Jack Link's Jerky @JackLinks · 1h JACK LINKS Replying to @HaskinsJackson The process of crafting our signature jerky dates back 100 years. The fixed cost of using premium lean beef along with our craft of marinating and slow cooking each batch over our custom blend of hardwood smoke adds to the overall price of the bag. 01 27 1m I s
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    Text - 8:25 4 ll ? HIGHSCHOOLBELLSOUND Posts Follow highschoolbellsound 6:13 Walter L. Sickles High School Edit August 22, 2018 8:28 AM Liked by el and others highschoolbellsound This is a recording of my high school bell sound. I used this often, so the teachers would let us out early. I graduated in 2019, but l'm posting it here for future generations of class clowns. That's all this account is for. Have fun. View all 7 comments Ua real one September 22
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