Petty Curses People Would Put On Their Archenemies

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the kinds of terribly petty curses that people would cast on their archenemies. People got wildly inventive with their curses. Just picturing what life would be like if there was always a wet spot on one of your socks, or it always felt like there was an eyelash stuck to your eye is enough to get one's heart racing. If anything it's lists like these that can manage to make us grateful for all the fleeting pleasures and periods of general comfortability that we otherwise take for granted. 

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