Petty Curses People Would Put On Their Archenemies

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Oct 21, 2020 9:00 AM EDT

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the kinds of terribly petty curses that people would cast on their archenemies. People got wildly inventive with their curses. Just picturing what life would be like if there was always a wet spot on one of your socks, or it always felt like there was an eyelash stuck to your eye is enough to get one's heart racing. If anything it's lists like these that can manage to make us grateful for all the fleeting pleasures and periods of general comfortability that we otherwise take for granted. 

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  • 01
    Text - cyainanotherlifebro • 1d That their arch enemy would be wildly successful. Reply 628 ...
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  • 02
    Text - fleebjuice69420 • 1d 3 2 Awards Everything they say sounds sarcastic, even if it's not Reply 1.8k ...
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    Text - mondaymisery • 1d 1 Award Always step in a wet spot while wearing socks Reply 1.0k ...
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  • 04
    Text - Language-of-the-mad6 • 1d All YouTube ads are non skipable Reply 232 ...
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  • 05
    Text - Porchie12 • 1d Every time he tries to click something on a website, a new ad loads and he clicks it instead. Reply 417
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    Text - bife_de_lomo • 1d They will always feel like they have an eyelash stuck in their eye, but can never retrieve it Reply 478 ...
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  • 07
    Text - JustCantChooseAName • 1d Everything they eat will always have the wrong amount of salt Reply 829 ...
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    Text - Quirrellsmaboy • 1d O 1 Award There is no cool side on the pillow... Reply 1 277 ...
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  • 09
    Text - Ghost_Brain • 1d 3 3 Awards That whenever they try to watch a video/movie/music it buffers for 45 secs, then a further 30secs during the best parts. Reply 727 ...
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    Text - Ghettoceratops • 1d l'd curse them to a lifetime of having everyone dislike their shoes and regularly comment on it. Can you imagine trying to have a serious conversation KNOWING that everyone hates your shoes and is just waiting for a moment to tell you how bad they look? Reply 1 481 ...
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    Text - yeetgodmcnechass • 1d S 1 Award I hope that whenever they reach a traffic light, it's just turned red. Reply 1 912 ...
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  • 12
    Text - WaffIKitty • 1d Always only having one earbud working Reply 236
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  • 13
    Text - Kevrack_Invades • 1d 3 1 Award Every time she took a step, a small whistling sound would occur in her stronger ear. Every single step.
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  • 14
    Text - PaintedTainter • 1d Everytime the they go to cut their nails the nail clippers will be extremely dull. So they either violently bust a chunk of nail off at a time. Or it just crunches without cutting it and they have to wiggle it to rip it off. I've thought about this a lot.. Reply 133 ...
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  • 15
    Text - CatNippleCollector • 1d Never ending itch in their left ear Reply 68 ...
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  • 16
    Text - Thanos_AnusDestroyer • 1d They have to dab every time someone tells them bad/ sad news. Reply 81 ...
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    Text - JellyRollGeorge • 1d Eyebrows grow an inch per minute. Reply 24 ...
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  • 18
    Text - Cheetodude625 • 1d Spam emails that can never be deleted or trashed. Reply 8 ...
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  • 19
    Text - MechJeb042• 1d You will never be able to get comfortable in bed Reply 598 ...
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  • 20
    Text - Rosington2010 • 19h Every parking space that they think is empty actually contains a motorcycle. Reply 106 ...
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    Text - lasergunfm • 19h They lose their car keys before work...everyday, forever. Reply ...
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