Wedding Stories That Must Be Shamed

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satirequeen
Jul 13, 2021 2:30 PM EDT

Weddings are meant to be a time of joy and a celebration of love. A couple getting together surrounded by their friends and family, declaring their love and making it official, is certainly something beautiful. But sometimes, it's not that simple. Throw in a bridezilla, a mother-in-law who wears white, and lots of alcohol, and you've got yourself a bit of a sh*tshow. But what's a wedding without some drama, right? Check out these wedding stories that are so bad they deserve all the shaming they can get. I know I'm cringing reading through them!

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  • 01

    Let’s not let this pandemic ruin the wedding and catch it together!

    Text - ... 15h · O Lemme tell you guys a crazy story about one of our weddings yesterday getting shut down mid-wedding because of Covid. So one of my DJs posts in our group chat that the photographer told him that the mother of the groom had a positive test for Covid. I don't think the MoG was at the wedding, but the father of the groom and brother of the groom were there and exhibiting signs (coughing like crazy, etc). My DJ is understandably freaking the f k out. So I tell him to go let someon
    via u/DoraWinifredRead
  • 02

    Groom’s mom and with the groom.

    Suit
    via u/RemiReed
  • 03

    The problem is not the Uber, for sure.

    Text - nicole boyce @nicolewboyce I was just in an uber pool with a couple going to their WEDDING and they had the audacity to be mad at ME for joining the pool even though they chose UBER POOL on their WEDDING DAY 4:38 PM · Jun 19, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 24.2K Retweets 693 Quote Tweets 182.3K Likes
    via @nicolewboyce
  • 04

    No, it wasn’t funny. Please stay away from their wedding.

    Text - 4h Obligatory not a florist, I was a Wedding Planner. Got a call from a soon to be bride (next day) on my work phone at stupid O'clock. She is bumbling, perhaps drunk and there is loads of noise in the background. It took me awhile to get what she was talking about. The groom had sent her a bouquet of flowers, the card read 'I don't' Well Shit. Now I'm in bed panicking (waking up my ex) and scramble to locate and contact groom. I get through to his number (he was sleeping (hungover) as ha
    via u/HazelKathleen
  • 05

    Please… respect the culture.

    Wedding dress - This girl looked absolutely gorgeous, stunning and every other word for perfect. But she is NOT the bride. You had one job, to keep with one rule and still..
    via u/DBear423
  • 06

    She actually feels betrayed and low-key admitted her post sounded ridiculous.

    Text - Hello Invitees!a A VERY Important Update. Please read. It has come to my attention that someone went all the way down in this groups creation to screenshot the dress code requirements. The screenshot was taken wildly out of context and has gone semi viral on Facebook and Reddit. I have seen MY POST twice on my regular Facebook account. I could not be more crushed, betrayed, or saddened. I trust each and every one of you so intimately. Knowing someone went behind my back and made fun of me
    via u/AuroraVines
  • 07

    No, but it’s honestly what the guests would’ve thought.

    Text - Smoth @Skinny_fatbloke If you're best man at your mates second wedding, after being best man at the first, is it ok to start my speech with "Welcome back everyone"??
    via @skinny_fatbloke
  • 08

    The audacity.

    Text - spooky kidney bean queen @HollyBiology | Holly Gross so my Ex and my former best friend are getting married and I'm credited on their wedding website with introducing them, but the catch is I was DATING HIM at the time. would very much like to be excluded from this narrative. 7:52 AM Nov 3, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone 6.5K Retweets 832 Quote Tweets 122.6K Likes >
    via @HollyBiology
  • 09

    Basura means trash.

    Text - Shocker Con @Keli_Kelz I got an invitation to my cousin's wedding. She's getting married to the man I was engaged to. (He cheated with her.) My aunt (cousin's mom) is trying to convince me to go to the wedding because "family is all we have." This. Plot. Is. Basura. 11:19 AM Nov 3, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 18.7K Retweets 3K Quote Tweets 112.1K Likes >
    via @Keli__Kelz
  • 10

    Would have been okay until you realize she’s NOT the bride.

    Clothing
    via u/Ladeboobop
  • 11

    Uh, your friends are not your props.

    Text - Dilemma of the day: "I'm a bridesmaid for a friend and she has asked the bridal party to all cut our hair to the same length (fine, I can do that) and dye our hair too. I'm a blonde and she wants it to be a dark brown and I really don't want to do that. Is it selfish to say no?" #mwdilemma O Like Comment Share 144
    via u/Cojy730
  • 12

    Really? They couldn’t have their own special day?

    Text - 11:20 1 LTE Zola Community ... 31 mins · A Alright girls & guys.... I need a good laugh (And more or less to feel normal so I don't throw myself out off the hypothetical wedding planning bridge) What is the most absurd question you've been asked? (or comment that's been made) by someone in regard to your wedding? #makemelaugh #becauseivehearditall #covidornoncovidrelated #icannotwithpeople O Like Comment 3 Although horrific, l'm out of emotions to do anything but laugh at this point. My f
    via u/badfish714

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