Each week, together with Mock Diaries, we bring you the Weekly Celebrity Diary, a parody take on the biggest celebrity news of the week. We summarize anything and everything that happened in the lives of the rich and famous over the past seven days, keeping you up to speed with your favorite (and worst) celebs. This week, Scarlett Johansson gets married for the umpteenth time, and Kim Kardashian's lavish private island birthday party happens despite most of the world going into another lockdown. Welcome to the best and worst of celeb news!
Kim Kardashian celebrated her 40th birthday on a private island and decided it was a good idea to brag about it on the internet. It absolutely was. The memes at her expense are priceless.
Scarlett Johansson swore forever love to Colin Jost over the weekend in a beautiful, intimate ceremony surrounded by their closest friends and family. The same friends and family who saw her swear forever love to Ryan Reynolds in 2008 and Romain Dauriac in 2013.
Beyoncé, who has been working nonstop since she was 15, said she is finally ready to slow down and spend more time with her three kids. It is unclear how the kids, who were not consulted, feel about this.
Brad Pitt is officially single again. The actor and his 27-year-old German model girlfriend Nicole Poturalksi called the relationship quits. Apparently, it was never as serious as the media made Brad Pitt believe.
Grimes says that her and Elon Musk's 5-month-old son X Æ A-XII is really into radical art and enjoys watching R-rated war drama movies with her. Whatever happened to just bragging about your baby eating solid food?
Blake Shelton proposed to Gwen Stefani in Oklahoma over the weekend. And she said yes! Otherwise, he'd probably be keeping that to himself.
Kate Middleton took her kids on a secret museum outing and no one recognized her. She says the key was to cover her head with a large hat and not wear Prince William on her arm.
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