Dad Jokes for Everyone's Inner Father Figure

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Eric Lund
Nov 24, 2021 10:00 AM EST

Dad jokes are a source of stupid glee and pinch-faced frustration for anyone who dares face a dad. Many of us have our reservations about dumb puns to feel stupid about, but at the end of the day if they're worthy of a dad's grace, then that's a quality pun. Dad jokes have a tendency to go full dad joke.

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    Facial expression - The re-opening of LEGO stores was a big event in 2020. Really? Riker's Beard Oh yeah. People were lined up for blocks.
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    Text - On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week. Runs until Friday.
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    Mountainous landforms - Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas.
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    Community - A schwing and amish.
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    Text - Chinese take out $8 Tip $2 Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order, riceless
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    Movie - PART BEARD, PART MACHINE, ALL COP. ZZCOP Ctebactor THE FUTURE OF BEARD ENFORCMENT
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.
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    Photo caption - Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels
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    Text - Князь Мышкин @MyshkinFool HOT older men in YOUR area want to know if YOU have been playing with the THERMOSTAT?
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    Land vehicle - I'm looking to sell my Delorean. Good shape, low mileage.. Only driven from time to time. 3ELOrean
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    Furniture - FREE ONE NIGHTSTAND
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    Water - Rare image of a shark stepping on a Lego.
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    Tap - TAP ON THE SCREEN
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    Uniform - Describe your average night. They wear suits oi armor. No, I mean at bedtime. They probably take itoit.
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle...
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    Sink - Swim
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    Text - PUNS ... @ThePunnyWorld Why didn't 4 ask out 5? Because he was 22.
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    Adaptation - When she tells you she's not into middle-aged guys. 2020 CAJUN VIKING MEME
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    Photo caption - Speed (1994) incorrectly credits Jan de Bont as director. Speed did not have a director, because if Speed had any direction it would have been called Velocity.
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    Games - NO GLASSES ON THE POOL TABLE
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    Traffic sign - AHEAD
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    Telephone booth - SOLAR SYSTEM FOR SALE ID ATE
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    Text - Me: I'm going to the store Mom: Oh good let me give you my Chopin Liszt
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