Quirky Tweets & Funny Tidbits For Weekend Lounging

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    Text - I always be overthinking these Select all squares with traffic lights If there are none, click skip dexter @DexterSoWhat Thate how a robot asks us to prove we are not a robot, like wtf??
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    Text - Uncle Duke ... @UncleDuke1969 March 2020 / November 2020 8:49 AM · 11/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Organism - Rob N Roll @thegallowboob the eyes of a conch are one of the best thing nature has to offer 3:27 PM · 11/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy Saw these today... you guys think it really is? Snack pack Di Infused With Dragon Magic Dragon Magic NG Ro 325 0Z CUPS Infused With 3:27 PM · 11/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - STEEL TM @TheWidowmakerX Life hack: If you eat cake and cookies fast enough, FitBit thinks you're running 6:38 AM · 11/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Product - They really didn't have to do me like that Dlscover Wew Felngs Together @alienwithnojob th KY YOURS+MINE VIBES TROJAN UNGNS Intimacy Gets for dut dure HIM & HER KY JRATION DURATION PERSO Car MA MASS beed ceings 24 24 ERLORAL AACEASER Magnifier on P EVERVCAY FRCE 3699 MAGWI KY KY ROJAN JLTRA THIN ULTRAGEL TROJAN ROIAN TROIAN tingling EOSTASY P MASVINMAG personal THIN Lubricant Gel giveme ROJAN TRI VRVANA CANDS RE ARCE 699 EVERYJAY TROIAN TROIAN PRCE 15.99 PRICE 9.49 5.99 MAGVU 99 14 99
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    Clothing - When you have pets and you forget to lint roll yourself before leaving the house
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    Organism - Land of cuteness @landpsychology Sea lion babies roll in sand for sun protection.. 2:28 AM · 11/7/20 · Postcron App
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    Canidae - Please take a break from political insanity to look at this baby raccoon in a cookie jar, thank you Shellie Gilliam
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    Text - Slow news day? Information Centre for 50p. be sen- the Woman finds a hat in a tree le A HAT has been found up a tree in Bilton. The woollen head garment, rmer which is red and has a John bobble, was discovered on n the Tuesday by Bilton Lane res- ident Sharon Bromance, 43. "I could hardly believe my and who eyes when I saw it up there," will she said. "I got it down with onze. ed by post." ration arney April 10 to reclaim the hth or hat, after which it will be 25 a stick and put it on a f
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    Dog - exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear Follow i love when large dogs are picked up and they're so absolutely confused as to how this could happen that they just sorta
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    Tree - Yard Sale Page 56m Tree fell down in storm last week if you come and get it you can have it for 100.00
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    Text - wittyidiot @stephenszczerba I can't wait until all this is over and I can go back to watching something soothing like true crime docs of horrific & gruesome murders of strangers like a normal person
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    Text - me greeting the morning everyday since March @momdamnit Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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    Text - Danny Murphy @kashmeredanny my iPhone better not even think of sending me my screen time for this week
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    Hair - My reaction to pretty much everything
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    Text - Today 3:14 PM Are you Samantha I have a bf go away I just found your wallet. You left it by the counter at work and I found your number thru one of your business cards Oh that's awesome! Can we meet up so you can return it? c: Read 3:17 PM I have a gf. Go away.
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    Text - Ashley Fern Rothberg O @disco_inferno now is really not the time for my Apple watch to be bullying me about my move goal
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    Text - Me pretty much every day of my life I'm not enjoying this. @dondrooper
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    Cat - A cat in a box in a box. Boxception if you will...
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    Text - Today 13:23 That hot shower felt like it washed away all my problems Except being pregnant PS Just found out l'm pregnant :/
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    Cat - When the catnip hits a liiitttle too hard
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    Cartoon - Khalissa @Deeva4dlord Me when I wanna sleep vs me when I wanna be awake O MEMES @QweenWiz · 5d Bomboclaat 9:55 PM · 11/6/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts 3yo: can we watch something? Me: sure what do you want? 3yo: anything but the maps. 1:33 PM · 11/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cartoon - Chioma @_iamchiomaa When I'm chilling then randomly get hit with 25 emotions at once M•E•M•E•S @Only__memes · 10/30/20 Bomboclaat 8:08 AM · 11/3/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rock - Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 must have been a big fuckin mouse Chocolate Mouse $4.49LB 12:02 PM · 11/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - MommyCocktail @MommyCocktail Being a woman in your 30s is a constant battle of not buying snacks so you won't be tempted and being mad there is nothing to eat. 12:04 PM · 11/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cat - esko enjoying the weather one last time before winter comes
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    Text - Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn People are so wasteful...I found a perfectly good hair brush while sifting through my neighbor's trash last night. 8:48 PM · 11/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Does it matter? ... @SurfnFitnes Hey Siri why am l in bed at 9pm and alone on a Friday night? .Siri: opens front camera 8:57 PM · 11/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - C.J. Johnson @CJCurtisJohnson *yawn it must be time for bed* *looks at clock* 4:38 PM *oh*
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    Plant - CORONAVIRUS BE AWARE Do not touch other players balls. Wash your hands after touching your own balls! alheary Golf Course
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    Text - tatum @50FirstTates other states: we should legalize marijuana oregon: hell ya let's smoke some crack other states: what oregon: what 6:35 AM · 11/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Remembrance Day Guzman @GrahamKritzer last night i slept like a log, soaking wet and covered in bugs and dirt 6:42 AM · 11/6/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Window - HOW ABSOLUTE DARE you trim my shrubs! Best part of working in landscaping is the pets O


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