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46 Entertaining Tumblr Posts To Help You Waste Time

Tumblr is a holy grail for hilarious memes, images and conversations, but sometimes it's just too tedious scrolling through to find the gems. Luckily for you, we collected all the best funny Tumblr content from r/tumblr so you can enjoy gem after gem. And here's last week's collection of memes just to make you happy. 

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    Text - steadfast First "Pilot" appearance Last "Finale" appearance My wish for all my favorite characters morleybobs A needed addition STATUS Alive
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    Text - iswearimnotnaked: lusassifer: iswearimnotnaked: why the h*ck am i so cold and why isn't anyone snuggling me and why do grocery stores charge so much for a small amount of ice cream why did you censor the word h*ck because it's a fu y bad word
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    Text - contentmlm stages of gay courtship: 1. joke flirting 2. real flirting but still pretending it's joke flirting 3. sharing ur childhood trauma 4. hold hands krayonders Follow # 5. tell them you are in love with them #6. get sent to turbo hell
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    Text - 221bitssmallerontheoutside: cpt-fedora: Every single tall person is totally okay with being made fun of for being tall. You ask how the weather is up there, and they just grin and go "Yeah hahah l'm tall." Every single short person is fueled by rage at their height. Make fun of them at your own peril. You ask how the weather is down there, and they instantly go from zero to "Bitch I will cut you." The shorter we are the closer to Satan we are
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    Text - the-memedaddy Follow I doubt it @ifkndoubtit Idk how many more "it is what it is" | got left in me man 8:50 pm · 31/12/19 Twitter for iPhone meirl sunflowercocoa idk if the date this was posted on makes it funnier or sadder
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    Text - theweirdwideweb This cracks me up. So at my job I have to answer emails from all over the world and sometimes people in other countries have a strange grasp on american english. I've been called things like "My Lord" etc. Today we got an email from Germany that just opened with, "Hello Y'all" Source:theweirdwideweb 17,409 notes ...
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    Text - heartshapedbasil your man doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions maplebungus your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions hozey-nevergoingtochurch Who's f carmelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist? xdamn do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
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    Text - shadesofmauve Follow I was playing fiddle at a ren faire, and two little girls were really enjoying our set. After quite some time one of them walked up to me and shyly offered me her star tinsel tiara, because she "didn't have any money. And this protects you from trolls!" I said "Thanks, that's really sweet - but what about you? Don't you need protection from trolls?" At which point this six-ish-year-old girl whips out her certificate from the axe throwing booth and says "Nah, I'm fine.
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    Text - graccus-babeuf-did-nothing-wrong S'abonner Eva "Buff Girlfriend" @ayyy_vuh I'm the CEO of Antifa. We have sleeper cells in Burger Kings all across the country. Our agents are secretly giving impossible whoppers to every conservative man who thinks he's ordering a good christian hamburger. In 6 months the republican party will be reduced to catgirls. 2:16 PM 2/1/20 · Twitter for Android cargopantsman S'abonner Great, now I have to worry about gerrynyandering. avishabilis S'abonner If I had
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    Text - shuhvon RAT DOG → CAT HORSE demi-god-witch op can we please talk
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    Mode of transport - ASSIGNMENTS ON SYLLABUS ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR spurtofblood i feel personally attacked Source: academicssay
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    Text - catscenter Meredith Jeffers @MeredithJeffers the shelter wherei adopted my cat posted this and i'm losing my mind Pasta and her noodles Lasagna Mama Pasta Ravloli Penne 10/3/18, 2:47 PM hotellesbian mama pasta looks so kind >
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    Text - showerthoughtsofficial When you're a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher's classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer flightyfinch my physics and english teacher hated each other and the physics teacher made a habit of getting grades back to students as quickly as possible and one day he just walked into her classroom and started handing back tests while she was trying to lecture
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    Text - cedarspiced someone put a mothman in their window and now there's a crowd of ppl outside the dorms staring up at him and chanting mothman. i love college precious-crona The angle of this photo implies that OP is part of the aforementioned crowd. cedarspiced who do you think started the mothman chant
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    Text - luimnigh S'abonner Look, if Hollywood is gonna make movies set during quarantine over the next few years, I demand they make a movie about the fact the Cannonball Run record, the speed record for driving from New York to California, was broken three times during quarantine. Because a bunch of different people realized "Oh s, we don't have to deal with traffic", and took the opportunity. C'mon, it'd be a sports movie and a crime movie at the same time! 20 920 notes
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    Text - paulthebukkit Pokemon is trying to slowly convince us Pikachu was always fluffy and I for one accept this future ndiecity Did you think the mouse was just smooth and had yellow skin like a little Simpsons demon
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    Text - a6 Follow Source(s): Dude trust me salparadisewasright 1 It is known. 2 It is known. 3 It is known. 4 It is known. kaineus trme of uVIIIC FIOViUcice, WIIICII nas ii 1 This was once revealed to me in a dream. 2 See R. Otto, Das Heilige. He has some i
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    Text - xenosaurus I think the greatest irony of my life is when the cafeteria at my college changed all the lights to blue bulbs for "autism awareness", d with my sensory issues badly enough that I could barely stand to which f be in the building xenosaurus I was certainly aware of my autism, at least. 14,721 notes
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    Text - biggest-gaudiest-patronuses you get transformed into a badass messed-up werewolf while you servants get transformed into goddamn furniture? that's classism learnyourlessonswell Follow you're right but also i am very tired and would give anything to just Be A Bookshelf or Something right now. biggest-gaudiest-patronuses this comment made me completely revise my opinion actually #Turn Me Into A Rocking Chair That I May Sit On A Porch All Day Swaying In The Breeze 2,323 notes
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    Text - prokopetz Follow It took my new cat a while to realise that kissing the top of her head was a gesture of affection, but I think she's finally got it. The downside is that she now thinks the best way to signal that she wants cuddles is to come charging at me and mash the top of her head against my face. It's like a very affectionate punch in the mouth. #life #cats 9,247 notes
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    Caving - facts-i-just-made-up: Stalactite supervisor John Sato examines new formations with disappointment. "A proper stalactite grows downward," said Sato, "But these younger stalactites are rebellious and have little respect for tradition. We've caught them growing sideways, diagonally, I saw one just yesterday that grew down at first but then went straight back up again into the rock ceiling." forgetfull-and-cliched Goddamned millenials
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    Text - The Filmatelist liked Erika Heidewald, Demon of Gratitude. Hoe Hoe Hoe Gerikaheidewald Dating tip: if a guy tells you he's not very political, he's conservative but has learned that won't get him laid 7:46 PM - 11/19/19 - Twitter for iPhone Accurate Inaccurate when I say l'm not very political it's because l'm not. I'm a libertarian that leans conservative but politics bore me. The next post on this dudes blog is about how women are naturally inferior
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    Text - turing-tested S nonbinaryfinnm... Follow antifalockhart Follow when you're going to a specific page/ trying to open a specific piece of media and the website is like "you must log in to do this!" so you log in and instead of bringing you back to where you were it just dumps you on the front page... that's a hate crime actually 7,172 notes
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    Text - hydro-homies Follow Erren Michaels KO @ErrenMichaels One day, in an action movie, I want to see a chase scene that ends with an unexpectedly sturdy fruit stand that just ft' totals both cars. One day it will get its revenge anexperimentallife Follow The cabbage guy from AtLA wrote this. tisthequenchiest Follow It's what he deserves 95,577 notes
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    Text - post--grad i am absolutely dragging myself through grading my last 6 papers, it is 9:30pm, and one of my favorite students has just used the phrase "Satan and his Gucci gang" in his milton essay post--grad In Paradise Lost, Hell is inhabited by Satan and his possy. This includes Satan himself, Mammon, Beelzebub, Belial, and Moloc, the Mean Girls of the afterlife. They all appear as these immoral beasts under Milton's dense reading, but Hector you are KILLING me the-eleventh-lady Give Hect
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    Text - baku millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn't matter. just have to be able to click play planethealth i mean if im by myself what else am i gonna do?? be alone with my thoughts?? out of the question
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    Text - Y whitepeopletwitter Follow John-Luke Roberts @jlukeroberts PITCH: "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" but the contestants are billionaires so it's more of a threat. 9:50 AM - 21 Aug 20 - Twitter Web App injuries-in-dust Follow Every question they get wrong they lose more money, from their current savings, to one million. The questions are all things ordinary people should know. "Whats the cost of a loaf of bread?"
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    Text - REI tilthat TIL that, from a biological point of view, vegetables don't exist. All food items we call vegetables can actually be labelled as a real plant part (carrots are roots, lettuce is a leaf, etc) via reddit.com bogleech Wait did people still think "vegetable" was a category of life and not just a food word? khittyhawk Since I see some folks in the comments still confused over this: "Vegetable" is a purely culinary word. "Fruit" has both a culinary and a biological definition, and,
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    White - B) B: inverted-mind-inc: cozylittleartblog: what have I done God's work
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    Text - LESBIANS IGNITE lesbianherstorian Follow δαυοις απαλας εταιρας εν στεθεσιν May you sleep on the breast of your tender woman companion --Sappho, circa 600 B.C. sappho fragment 80 (I-p 126) stefanjaenicke A loismacgiver get u a gf... .nap on her tiddy LESBIANS IGNIT lesbianherstorian Follow over two and a half millennia later and lesbians is the same
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    Terrestrial animal - suneiku Follow seungu 89 @joseonfag thinking about how in korean traditional theater there is a monster called gE (yeongno) which eats rich people and if it eats 100 of them it gets to go to heaven Like can we summon this m quasi-normalcy Go little fellow! 12,046 notes > D E ♡
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    Text - waluigiology i just figured out the perfect murder kill someone and bury them in their own garden that way if the police find them they'll think it was a suicide agentcarolinainthemorning #welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them 484,936 notes
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    Cartoon - tyridot Follow team rocket?? ultimate symbol of solidarity between a gay man and a lesbian comet-sans Follow What in God's name is meowth wearing alittlefallofgay Follow He's their straight friend
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    Text - mariahhasnocause You know before the pandemic I didn't believe a school would stay open if there was a giant deadly snake in the pipes with the potential to kill students. Now I could see it. Source: mariahhasnocause 16,436 notes
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    Text - ofools Whos the blacksmith out there moulding titty armour to every strong female character more accurately than the bra fitter at Victorias Secret therealklt Tis I, Mandick the titty smithy.
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    Text - dramaticdragon Shoutout to my 90 year old grandma with dementia (she thinks she's back when she was 20) and she misunderstood us when we said her nursing home cook didn't make food for OTHER people and she thought we said "colored people" and she got so mad she was ready to steal food so she could feed everyone. Keep in mind she thinks she's in like 1940s and she is READY to defend poc. Shout out to you grandma. drawnsheep I also appreciate that she's sure she can steal food from the cook
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    Text - hexglyphs oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single??? hexglyphs brb going to ask the forest witch out on a date hexglyphs my firstborn child has been stolen pinkwitchpunk your wife taking care of your child is not "stealing"
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    Text - branwyn-says Follow normalize my 12th grade English teacher, who admitted that his favorite TV show was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and when a male student suggested that it was because Buffy/Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot, wrinkled his face like he'd bitten into something rotten and dead, and said, "At my age (he was 53), there is nothing less sexy than a teenager. You're all disgusting messes." It was 1999, I was 17, and I'd grown up in conservative Christian schools and churches. In my li
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    Text - if someone gave you $200 because “you're ugly" would you take the money?00 void-sapphic absolutely. Im ugly not stupid
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    Text - dungeons-and-dragonborns Follow *casts a gay little spell that curses your entire bloodline* amoli3 Follow DUDE WTF YOU CURSED MY DOG dungeons-and-dragonborns Follow my dude, *why* are you related to your dog by blood amoli3 Follow we made a blood pact to be best friends for life dungeons-and-dragonborns Follow oh sl t that's cute *casts a gay little spell that uncurses this dude's dog* 3,723 notes A
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    Text - Jazz Shaw O @JazzShaw We didn't manage to get a powered aircraft off the ground until the 20th century, but beer? We had that nailed 12,000 years ago. @jens2go A Antiquity Journal @AntiquityJ Apr 7 It's #BeerDay which is a great excuse to post pics of the-12,000-year-old site of Göbekli Tepe (B), which features some of the oldest (possible) evidence of beer drinking. Discussed in A 2012 () buff.ly/36Q7jC2 7:44 AM Apr 15, 2020 - TweetDeck fluffmugger Basically ever since we developed human
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    Text - gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley.come back when youve legally changed your names
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    Text - one-time-i-dreamt Seguir clara! @somfeelingood I am Narcissus and my little zoom square is my lake ishipitlikeups Seguir This is modern poetry 84.441 notas A
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    Property - DE DIAT DONI TE ON M samll333 Sitcom apartment sixteenminuteman The pride flag is the landlord and every time the other three get into a big argument he comes down the stairs and yells "What in the name of [insert random gay icon] is going on down here?"
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    Text - whitepeopletwitter Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus if even one bad thing happens in 2020 I will completely lose my sh* 12:43 PM · 2020-01-01· Twitter for iPhone 908 Retweets 176 Quote Tweets 4,979 Likes hey-homeboy Follow someone check on her 40 245 notes
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    Text - TRAW WANT FISH FEAR ME WOMEN ME charmancler: charmancler: i got it today. the best hat ever my dad is harassing me because he doesnt understand why i'd want this hat FUN Substance
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