Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Ryan Gosling Turns 40

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Nov 20, 2020 2:30 PM EST

Ryan Gosling, the guy who won over the nation's hearts after his role in The Notebook, turned the big 4-0 last week on November 12. Although his celebration wasn't as lavish as Kim Kardashian's 40th birthday private island rave, his celebrity friends congratulated him nonetheless. Together with Mock Diaries, we bring you the hilarious (but satirical) text messages he received from friends and family. Welcome to this week's parody series of celebrities' intimate conversations.

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  • Ryan Goslings Mom

    Text - 00 Sprint LTE 10:53 AM 85% Messages Mom Details Happy birthday, dear. Your first 40 years were pretty darn great. Here's hoping you get a colonoscopy and a testicular screening soon to make sure you'll live 40 more. iMessage
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  • Anna Kendrick

    Text - 00 Sprint LTE 2:24 PM 61% Messages Anna Kendrick Details Happy birthday to my beautiful friend! Words aren't enough to express how happy I am you're celebrating another year of life and that I didn't have to make up a silly excuse for not being there this year. #COVID iMessage
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  • Bradley Cooper

    Text - 00 Sprint LTE 10:53 PM 18% Messages Bradley Cooper: Details Sending some love to one of the most talented guys I know. May your birthday and your life be as wonderful as mine are. iMessage
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  • George Clooney

    Text - 00 Sprint LTE 10:53 AM 85% Messages George Clooney Details Happy birthday, man. You know that blood- related or not, I truly think of you as more of a father to me. iMessage
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  • Justin Timberlake

    Text - 00 Sprint LTE 4:12 PM 62% Messages Justin Timberlake Details Happy birthday, man! The big 4-0 huh? Think positive. It won't help, but what else can you do? Botox isn't flattering on men. iMessage
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  • Rachel Mcadams

    Text - 00 Sprint LTE 8:23 PM 48% Messages Rachel McAdams: Details I wanted to get you something truly amazing and inspiring for your birthday and then I remembered that we haven't talked in years, so I think this text will do. iMessage
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  • Ryan Reynolds

    Text - 00 Sprint LTE 8:37 AM 89% Messages Ryan Reynolds Details If there is one thing that's great about turning 40, it's this: you can officially avoid following the latest trends. In fact, please do. Stop trying to be "cool". You're confusing people. Anyway, I hope you're having a spectacular day. I sure am. iMessage
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