Woman's One-Night Stand Pees In Her Closet, Ruins All Her Shoes

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  • This was the most awful one-night stand of my life.

    Hair - #SchittsCreek THAT SOUNDS DANGERSOME
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  • I arrived to the date, and Craig had ordered a drink that was waiting for me. First red flag.

    Hair - UM.. RED FLAG
  • We made small talk about our work, while I prayed I hadn't been roofied.

    Hair
  • Conversation started to pick up (aka, I got more drunk) and I decided to move things back to my place.

    Text - LET'S TAKE OFF ALL OUR CLOTHES!
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  • What followed, involved lots of tequila and some messy sex.

    Facial expression - ALOTTA TEQUILA
  • I woke up to Craig peeing into my closet all over my clothing. WHAT. THE. F*CK!!!

    Facial expression
  • He clearly wasn't managing his hangover very well.

    Hair - You're kidding. Please tell me you're kidding.
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  • I quickly booted him out. Along with my now ruined boots.

    Hair - #TeachersSeries

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